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Yesterday, 06:48 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread You know what this forum needs? PICS. in General Discussion

Nothing is off limits -- unless it's a 70's bush.

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Yesterday, 06:45 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Stupid Pet Peeves in General Discussion

I thought those homophobes weren't open on The Sabbath? You know what I hate? I hate it when my Magik Underwear is so worn out that I can read the...

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Yesterday, 06:38 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Am I wrong? in General Discussion

You're not wrong Walter, you're just an *******!

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Yesterday, 06:34 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread New policy: suspensions cause loss of rep in Site Feedback

I'm working on the sex tape and off-shore accounts right now. I'll let you know when the DVD is released.

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Yesterday, 06:29 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Greg Miller's Birthday in Utah Jazz

And a razor.

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Yesterday, 06:19 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread NBA Draft Lottery in Utah Jazz

You said it, man. Story of my life, really. Granted, I don't give a crap about any of this, and today is the first time I've ever even heard...

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05-20-2013, 05:27 PM

//r00t 4 Jazz replied to a thread I will barf on my monitor if this draft goes anywhere close to what these mock drafts are saying.. in Utah Jazz

When I first looked I also figured they didn't have it accounting for team needs, besides that I would literally rather the Jazz pick anyone who they...

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05-20-2013, 01:48 AM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread how do I make the notification bar in Site Feedback

I imagine that's what it looks like when UGLI and Zulu are both in the john, playing swords.

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05-20-2013, 01:47 AM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread New policy: suspensions cause loss of rep in Site Feedback

I didn't even know there was a Jazz forum until like three weeks ago -- and I've been on this site for years.

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05-20-2013, 01:43 AM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread The Official "Ask A Moron" thread. in General Discussion

Why did every member of the Rainbow Coalition - A.K.A. The STG - send me a neg rep all at the same time, for the same post? Collusion, I tell ya! ...

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05-20-2013, 01:26 AM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Post your favorite GIF or animation here! in General Discussion

I freaking love that show. Thank TaterBoob for letting me in on the secret.

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05-17-2013, 09:09 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Posts of the Year in General Discussion

I bet your boss is super impressed with your time management skillz. Long live the STG!

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05-17-2013, 08:54 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Posts of the Year in General Discussion

Does anyone besides me have the sudden urge to pull the skin off your face, scoop your eyes out, and jam vibrating tuning forks into your ears? Good...

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05-17-2013, 08:50 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread What happened to Hartsock? in General Discussion

I have a twisted and distorted mind, but not even I could come up with some of the blithering mouth diarrhea that he spews.

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05-17-2013, 08:48 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Jodi Arias Trial in General Discussion

Is that like racialism, except different? Thriller, do you have a monthly subscription to People magazine? Do you know all of the Housewives by...

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05-17-2013, 08:41 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread What happened to Hartsock? in General Discussion

No, tard.

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05-17-2013, 08:40 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread I Guess We Know Who All The Girly Men At Jazzfanz Are... in General Discussion

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05-17-2013, 08:29 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Meet the Newest Member of the Jazz Fanz Tribe in General Discussion

Shut the **** up, Donnie -- you're out of your element!

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05-17-2013, 08:27 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Whats the benefit of making an alt account? in General Discussion

There are actually two kinds of alts, and they are so different that it is a shame they are always rolled into one group. 1) The banned user who...

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05-17-2013, 08:09 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Meet the Newest Member of the Jazz Fanz Tribe in General Discussion

Word. Nice work, dude. How many girls is that for you? Get used to Pink, if you're not already.

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05-17-2013, 08:06 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread What happened to Hartsock? in General Discussion

After last years election, and all of the drama that my posts on JF caused, I asked Jason if he could delete all of my old content and let me start...

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05-17-2013, 08:00 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread I Guess We Know Who All The Girly Men At Jazzfanz Are... in General Discussion

If GOP'ers want to own that particular distinction, then that's fine with me. I'm totally fine to be aligned with the intellectually superior group.

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05-16-2013, 04:31 PM

//r00t 4 Jazz replied to a poll David Locke's Utah Jazz Morning Tip Off in Utah Jazz

Sorry guess I wasn't clear, I was just giving you crap because I know you give those people that do complain about Stern & the refs a hard time. So...

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05-16-2013, 02:05 PM

//r00t 4 Jazz replied to a thread 2013 Chicago Combine May 15-19 in Utah Jazz

If the Jazz don't get a PG or a C in the draft Franklin is who I've been wanting them to grab since... well mid way through this past season.

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05-16-2013, 01:58 PM

//r00t 4 Jazz replied to a thread NBA drescode, yes it is jazz related. in Utah Jazz

Everything is money driven the initial rule change was because it made the business's/deep pocketed fans that invest the most money into the...

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05-16-2013, 12:49 PM

//r00t 4 Jazz replied to a poll David Locke's Utah Jazz Morning Tip Off in Utah Jazz

Thrillers conspiracy theory that the Jazz are plotting and planning to fool all Jazzfanz sounds an awful lot like one of his other favorite things to...

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05-15-2013, 08:15 AM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread IRS Targeting Right Wing Groups in General Discussion

I'm sorry, but wow, this is so damn stupid. It's clear that you don't really know what the hell is going on here; or you really are dumber than we...

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05-14-2013, 07:32 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a poll What is the Current Consensus on if we'll Re-sign Big Al? in Utah Jazz

This. I think.

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