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05-23-2013, 10:43 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a poll Do you guys bathe while on vacation? in General Discussion

How awesome is that?! You get to plant your seed on the same bed that 10,000 other dirt bags have wanked off into. You're such a Lothario. ...

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05-23-2013, 10:37 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread You know what this forum needs? PICS. in General Discussion

I also like a good grip. On my gayness. Or was that gaynus? Either way, it's awesome.

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05-23-2013, 10:35 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread This is pure crap. in General Discussion

And by show of hands, how many of us have technically broken the law when we were 18, 19, 20? That's right, most of you. (except BeanDowns, of...

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05-23-2013, 10:34 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread This is pure crap. in General Discussion

I heard there was an island with 100 lesbians on it -- they're having a hell of a time raising all them there kidz. That's because you're a...

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05-23-2013, 10:24 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread how do I make the notification bar in Site Feedback

Ya, nobody was talking about taking a piss. PM me if you want me to fill you in. (hint: you two were bumping helmets)

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05-23-2013, 10:22 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Tell Us Who Got Banned Thread Closed? in Site Feedback

Spaz isn't the reason, but people just like him are. Which is a nice way of me saying that it is actually Spaz. That whole interaction w/ NAOS was...

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05-23-2013, 10:13 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread You know what this forum needs? PICS. in General Discussion

And the gayness continues to get out of hand.

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05-23-2013, 11:06 AM

E.J. Wells replied to a poll Do you guys bathe while on vacation? in General Discussion

I honestly can't remember the last time I actually bathed in a bathtub. Maybe on my honeymoon? Real men shower. When on vacation, unless I'm...

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05-23-2013, 12:22 AM

Scat replied to a thread Am I wrong? in General Discussion

No fault divorce... a HUGE mistake.

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05-22-2013, 11:14 PM

Scat replied to a thread Muslim riots in Sweden. in General Discussion

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2329089/Woolwich-attack-Two-men-hack-soldier-wearing-Help-Heroes-T-shirt-death-machetes-suspected-terror-attac...

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05-22-2013, 01:37 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Account deactivation, what's up with that? in General Discussion

If you're going to go out in a blaze of glory, you can do it without causing harm to others. Porn, for instance, is damaging. I was sitting in...

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05-21-2013, 08:46 PM

Scat replied to a poll Silicone or Saline? (Part I) in General Discussion

Unless your SIL is 5'4", 36D isn't that big. My wife has 36DD (her own god given boobs I might add) and I wouldn't mind if they were bigger.

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05-21-2013, 08:37 PM

Scat replied to a thread How dumb are West Valley Police? in General Discussion

The jury has to find that there is no reasonable doubt that he committed the murder. Do I think he did it? Absolutely. If I was on the jury would I...

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05-21-2013, 08:32 PM

Scat replied to a thread Am I wrong? in General Discussion

My brother was in a very similar situation. She went through school getting her MBA and in the process, tens of thousands in loans. When they got...

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05-21-2013, 06:48 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread You know what this forum needs? PICS. in General Discussion

Nothing is off limits -- unless it's a 70's bush.

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05-21-2013, 06:45 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Stupid Pet Peeves in General Discussion

I thought those homophobes weren't open on The Sabbath? You know what I hate? I hate it when my Magik Underwear is so worn out that I can read the...

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05-21-2013, 06:38 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Am I wrong? in General Discussion

You're not wrong Walter, you're just an *******!

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05-21-2013, 06:34 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread New policy: suspensions cause loss of rep in Site Feedback

I'm working on the sex tape and off-shore accounts right now. I'll let you know when the DVD is released.

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05-21-2013, 06:29 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Greg Miller's Birthday in Utah Jazz

And a razor.

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05-21-2013, 06:19 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread NBA Draft Lottery in Utah Jazz

You said it, man. Story of my life, really. Granted, I don't give a crap about any of this, and today is the first time I've ever even heard...

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05-20-2013, 01:48 AM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread how do I make the notification bar in Site Feedback

I imagine that's what it looks like when UGLI and Zulu are both in the john, playing swords.

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05-20-2013, 01:47 AM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread New policy: suspensions cause loss of rep in Site Feedback

I didn't even know there was a Jazz forum until like three weeks ago -- and I've been on this site for years.

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05-20-2013, 01:43 AM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread The Official "Ask A Moron" thread. in General Discussion

Why did every member of the Rainbow Coalition - A.K.A. The STG - send me a neg rep all at the same time, for the same post? Collusion, I tell ya! ...

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05-20-2013, 01:26 AM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Post your favorite GIF or animation here! in General Discussion

I freaking love that show. Thank TaterBoob for letting me in on the secret.

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05-17-2013, 09:09 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Posts of the Year in General Discussion

I bet your boss is super impressed with your time management skillz. Long live the STG!

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05-17-2013, 08:54 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Posts of the Year in General Discussion

Does anyone besides me have the sudden urge to pull the skin off your face, scoop your eyes out, and jam vibrating tuning forks into your ears? Good...

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05-17-2013, 08:50 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread What happened to Hartsock? in General Discussion

I have a twisted and distorted mind, but not even I could come up with some of the blithering mouth diarrhea that he spews.

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05-17-2013, 08:48 PM

E.J. Wells replied to a thread Jodi Arias Trial in General Discussion

Is that like racialism, except different? Thriller, do you have a monthly subscription to People magazine? Do you know all of the Housewives by...

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