She just texted me and wanted me to tell all of you that she hates all of you tools and you are all the reason she left. She also expressed her dying...
Take a dump in a brown paper bag, soak it in brine, let it sit in the hot sun for a day or two, and then plant your face directly into the center of...
Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. It's not easy, most of the time it's just dumb and pointless, everything is fake, there is a lot of noise, but if you close your eyes and picture yourself in an open field or a quiet forest, you can maybe make it to the end without killing yourself.