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The second you decide to be a warrior against de jure humor is the second you pick the wrong battles and lose touch. I have a huge number of Mormon family and friends, and I'm totally confident the...

Use whatever word you want. Regardless, it's clear you have a bee in your bonnet if you get all flushed about a magic underwear joke. Seriously, if cliches rub a raw nerve maybe you should consider...

Hatred? Get over it?
Much to the dismay of stimulating conversation everywhere, YOU were present for the volley of posts where I explained that as far as Christian metaphysics go, I prefer Mormon...

Seriously?

Get well soon.

Guys,

We are sending Rigby. Of all the Mormons I've ever seen, I'd wager that his underpants are the most magical. How else has his dumb ass kept that sweet job?

Top 3 is a lock.

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Once again, franklin is stealing my material.

I can't wait for the first Oladipo reference from the jazz's staff, and then for franklin's claim that THEY are ripping HIM off. Rich stuff, kids.

Do we have to go over this again?? Deal done in advance!! They select for us! We select for them!

:)

Bazz > HBarnes

We've got lotto karma on our side bishes.

We get #3. We draft Bazz. We s&t Jefferson to OKC, take their pick, give them #21, take back Perk, select Schroeder.

Championships.

Fixed.
Does this help you understand?

Oof, if the jazz land in the top3, then I might have to turn in my fan card. At the very least, I'll de-laminate it and let it fray. Too many god damn conundrums.

Here here!!

Who potentially benefits from Bazz's draft stock falling?

Answer: teams picking after 5, who would then have a chance to draft him. I wouldn't be surprised if they were beating this drum...

Do you seriously think he's falling that far?

And, let's be so against the argument it means something that his father was a badass professional athlete that we are insulting to anybody who says otherwise. Even if he couches it in the subtlest...

Unabashed homerism + unabashed hatred.

How does one person get so distracted by his own over-symplified polemic?

EDIT:
I was agreeing with you and GVC. Then, I added to those points a claim about our roster composition (we simply lack perimeter defenders) since it wasn't EMPHASIZED ENOUGH in your points.

Ummmm....

??

I enjoy good irony, too. Being guilty of everything you rail against? Hilarious.

Just look at the trail of your posts that I followed.

the substance of my post was pretty clear:
your **** stinks and you spread/spam it around with the worst of them.

I think your knowledge is pretty weak, actually.

What I'm trying to understand is this:
why do you think your **** don't stink?

Thanks! We had no idea about this!

So how do your tantrums add to the board? How are they less spammy? I'm genuinely interested in your answers (which will obviously be serious as ****)

McCollum will be good.

Locke will continue to be mediocre.

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