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    So today I went to leave for work. I had to load my car up with a bunch of stuff for work and made multiple trips into my house. When I finally had everything in my car I got in and turned it on. I realized I left my sun-glasses inside the house and I was like, "Crap, I got to go back inside again." I opened the door and went to run inside to get them real quick, the only thing is, I had my car in reverse already (it was really early and I didn't get enough sleep.) When I took my foot off the break my car started rolling backwards in my garage. I went to hit the break, but from the weird angle I was at, I hit the gas. My car went flying back and about dragged me under and pinned me against the garage (probably would have killed me) but I hit the break and stopped it, but not before my opened car door got bent backwards Tommy Boy style from my garbage cans. Holy cow was I pissed. I've never done anything stupid like this before, never been in a wreck, only ever had one ticket, so I guess something like this was going to happen? Right? ( I'm just trying to make myself feel better).


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    Well, this just made my day complete. Thank you, Archibald, thank you.


    On topic, I've never done a stupid thing in my life. I'm perfect.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TroutBum View Post
    Well, this just made my day complete. Thank you, Archibald, thank you.


    On topic, I've never done a stupid thing in my life. I'm perfect.
    Didn't you get married, too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Moses View Post
    So today I went to leave for work. I had to load my car up with a bunch of stuff for work and made multiple trips into my house. When I finally had everything in my car I got in and turned it on. I realized I left my sun-glasses inside the house and I was like, "Crap, I got to go back inside again." I opened the door and went to run inside to get them real quick, the only thing is, I had my car in reverse already (it was really early and I didn't get enough sleep.) When I took my foot off the break my car started rolling backwards in my garage. I went to hit the break, but from the weird angle I was at, I hit the gas. My car went flying back and about dragged me under and pinned me against the garage (probably would have killed me) but I hit the break and stopped it, but not before my opened car door got bent backwards Tommy Boy style from my garbage cans. Holy cow was I pissed. I've never done anything stupid like this before, never been in a wreck, only ever had one ticket, so I guess something like this was going to happen? Right? ( I'm just trying to make myself feel better).


    hehepeepeecaca! I'm a dumbass and you can quote that.
    Today, I had a long lunch brake so I decided to get some errands done. Went and got an oil change, a car wash, and got my breaks fixed.

    Stupid thing is, I left my wallet at the break shop so I had to go back to grab it, by the time I got back to work I was about a half hour late from my lunch brake and my boss flipped. I told him about leaving my wallet at the break repair shop, but he didnt want to hear it and sent me home early.

    Hopefully I still have a job when I go in tomorrow morning or I think my girlfriend will probly brake up with me

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    Quote Originally Posted by U Gotta Love It Baby View Post
    Today, I had a long lunch brake so I decided to get some errands done. Went and got an oil change, a car wash, and got my breaks fixed.

    Stupid thing is, I left my wallet at the break shop so I had to go back to grab it, by the time I got back to work I was about a half hour late from my lunch brake and my boss flipped. I told him about leaving my wallet at the break repair shop, but he didnt want to hear it and sent me home early.

    Hopefully I still have a job when I go in tomorrow morning or I think my girlfriend will probly brake up with me
    This made me feel a lot better - especially if you lose your job and your girl. Please update when you find out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Moses View Post
    This made me feel a lot better - especially if you lose your job and your girl. Please update when you find out.
    Aww, you want to brake his heart?


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    Quote Originally Posted by TroutBum View Post
    Aww, you want to brake his heart?
    I really hope he knows I was joking. That is some mean **** right there, guy.
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    I avoid doing stupid things by doing nothing at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Moses View Post
    I really hope he knows I was joking. That is some mean **** right there, guy.
    I hope he brakes into your safe and brakes your bank.


    "I take horse seaman as a suppository." -- Hantlers

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    Quote Originally Posted by GVC View Post
    I avoid doing stupid things by doing nothing at all.
    It's hard doing nothing. You never know when you're done.
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    A couple of a years ago I was in a parking garage and I was parked right by one of the the big cement support beams. When I got back to my car, a big truck had parked really close to me on the other side. I was pretty tired also, and I only looked over one shoulder. For some reason I thought I was easing off the break, but I actually floored the gas. I caught my error pretty quickly, but I managed to rip my passenger mirror clean off by it hitting the support beam. Luckily, that is all it hit, didn't scrape the car or anything, just the mirror. It cost like 75$ to replace.

    I had a couple of friends with me though and I felt like a dumbass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by U Gotta Love It Baby View Post
    Today, I had a long lunch brake so I decided to get some errands done. Went and got an oil change, a car wash, and got my breaks fixed.

    Stupid thing is, I left my wallet at the break shop so I had to go back to grab it, by the time I got back to work I was about a half hour late from my lunch brake and my boss flipped. I told him about leaving my wallet at the break repair shop, but he didnt want to hear it and sent me home early.

    Hopefully I still have a job when I go in tomorrow morning or I think my girlfriend will probly brake up with me
    I am sure it was a joke but I almost broke something out of anger after reading all the break/brake backwards ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Broncster View Post
    I am sure it was a joke but I almost broke something out of anger after reading all the break/brake backwards ****.
    Don't brake something you can't fix.

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