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My friend is a JW and he sucks. He never calls me to wish a happy birthday.
This one time my class all stood up to say the pledge of allegiance and this one kid didn't stand up. Everyone figured it was because he hated America. Later he told us it was because he was a Jehova's Witness. So we all figured that Jehova's Witnesses all hate America.
Gotta love spite threads.
Originally Posted by UGLI baby, Commissioner of the BF League of Doom
True story. About 10 years ago I drove straight through from Key Largo, FL to Lexington, KY (about 17 hours). I got in around 4.am. and just fell on the recliner by the front door and crashed. I was awoken (but still mostly asleep) to the doorbell. It was literally still almost dark outside, sun coming up directly behind this little old man in a suit and tall hat. Not even knowing where I was at the moment (I jumped up at the sound of the doorbell), I see this small man, almost as a silhouette with the sun rising behind, and he says, "Welcome, sir, to the Kingdom of Heaven."
I swear I thought I had died and was like being greeted or something.. then my senses came about and I woke up a bit as he handed me the JW brochure and then I was pizzed for being woken up at like 6:30. Little *******.
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Meh, I like 7up better.
^^^this
I found a kids book from a JW once, it gave an example about being born into sin. It said if you bake a loaf of bread and the pan has a big dent in it then the loaf will obviously have a have a dent in it. Thats why you are born into sin, because adam sinned. I thought it was weird, but just as weird as other religions theories, so not that weird i guess. Also they come to my door every once in awhile, they are always very nice.
Not my cup of tea but they found something that works for them and that's what counts.
JWs loved seeing us missionaries down in Honduras. They'd run over, whip out their scriptures and try to fight with us. I'd just smile and greet them like old friends and it always threw them off.
Just making sure everyone knows I only started this to make Conan feel better.
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Conan is doing a good job portraying what is wrong with the membership of the church.
Is it true they dont have windows in there bldgs cause they dont want to see all us burn at the last days?
Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.
Albert Einstein
I have heard that, but im pretty sure I have also seen windows in their buildings so .............. yeahhh
See my above post.
I think they have also predicted christs coming like 10 times... just saying.
Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.
Albert Einstein
Since they don't believe people will burn in the last days, no. That's besides the fact that the Kingdom Halls I've been to had windows.
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