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    Box Elder bugs

    They're everywhere! Fine, you win. You can have the ****ing house!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiroMar View Post
    They're everywhere! Fine, you win. You can have the ****ing house!
    They congregate in sunny places in the fall for mating purposes. Spray the sunny wall with bug spray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babe View Post
    They congregate in sunny places in the fall for mating purposes. Spray the sunny wall with bug spray.
    I will. Thanks for the advice. This year has been specially insane. Thousands of them all over. In the food, in the bed, in the shower. They have taken over!

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    You live in a tent?
    #dumptruckin

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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
    You live in a tent?
    I think it's my whole neighborhood. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiroMar View Post
    I think it's my whole neighborhood. :/
    I think older houses with brick walls taking in the sunshine have the combination of unsealed gaps around windows, through mortar gaps, and under the eaves, along with the warm place to "meet up". . . . . and lots of those "trash trees" they feed on. . . . .

    the plague will not last into December. . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by babe View Post
    I think older houses with brick walls taking in the sunshine have the combination of unsealed gaps around windows, through mortar gaps, and under the eaves, along with the warm place to "meet up". . . . . and lots of those "trash trees" they feed on. . . . .

    the plague will not last into December. . . .
    That's what's keeping me going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiroMar View Post
    That's what's keeping me going.
    Hope you get relief from the bugs soon.
    #dumptruckin

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiroMar View Post
    They're everywhere! Fine, you win. You can have the ****ing house!
    Burn all the trees, dumbass.


    Babe left that bughole so what's with you hapless ST george scrubs?
    No Mediocrity

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    Quote Originally Posted by franklin View Post
    Burn all the trees, dumbass.


    Babe left that bughole so what's with you hapless ST george scrubs?
    Wat?
    #dumptruckin

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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
    Wat?
    **** ya. I'm more than tired of this persoan, but...

    burn the damn trees & Bosh The Elder bugs won't be a problem, yes? They' Ausie.
    No Mediocrity

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    Quote Originally Posted by franklin View Post
    **** ya. I'm more than tired of this persoan, but...

    burn the damn trees & Bosh The Elder bugs won't be a problem, yes? They' Ausie.
    I wish I was this drunk...
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    When I was a kid there was a box elder tree on the fence line between my house and the neighbor. Millions upon millions of what I've always called fire bugs (box elder bugs). Anyway, Hitler was to Jews what I was to fire bugs. Hundreds upon hundreds of days spent killing them in new and creative ways.

    I'm surprised I didn't turn out to be a serial killer. There's still time I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gameface View Post
    When I was a kid there was a box elder tree on the fence line between my house and the neighbor. Millions upon millions of what I've always called fire bugs (box elder bugs). Anyway, Hitler was to Jews what I was to fire bugs. Hundreds upon hundreds of days spent killing them in new and creative ways.

    I'm surprised I didn't turn out to be a serial killer. There's still time I guess.
    How is it that Franklin drunk is smarter than all of us put together?

    In the city, the trees usually need professional removal. The power company took out one for me, I should probably call them to discuss removal of another. . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by babe View Post
    How is it that Franklin drunk is smarter than all of us put together?

    In the city, the trees usually need professional removal. The power company took out one for me, I should probably call them to discuss removal of another. . . .
    Most of the tree was on the neighbor's side of the fence. The tree had grown into the fence. Besides, If we had gotten rid of the tree what would I have done for fun?

    (I was 4-7 when I did all this)

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