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    ** Alec Burks unOFFICIAL New Nickname **

    The Two Minute Bandit or Alec TreyBurks. J/K The suggestion box is open. We only have one shot at this, so don't mess it up with some Wet Bandit jackpotting around.


    Here's my submission:



    The name is Burks, Alec Burks.

    So unoriginal yet so smooth. He'll shoot your £•£ out & will shake a pillow fort up around your chick, not between.

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    He reminds me of that one dude from the pistons, was it the Microwave?? Maybe we can work from that.

    Quote Originally Posted by fallenchicken View Post
    The sad thing is: the Jazz are playing guys who might not make the team, and certainly won't make the rotation, and they're killing real Lakers players. This is a disaster for LA.

    I love it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi View Post
    I thought Dal was black for a long time. He was one of the people I was referencing when I told colleagues I have several black friends.

    I still like him irredgardless.
    *confirmed*

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    I`ll go with the "Starkiller". Cause if you don`t give him the minutes he needs he`ll challenge to his coach and mentor without a second though. Be aware of the danger Corbin, unleash the force before it`s too late!


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    Claude Rains.

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    To take something from teenage girls and apply it to jazzfanz:

    OnFireBurks

    Do you ever feel like 12th man on the bench,
    Sitting on the end,
    Wanting to start again?
    Do you ever feel, mentally so paper thin
    Like a jazzfanz poster,
    One word from caving in?

    Do you ever feel the bench is buried deep?
    6 thousand fans scream but coach donít hear a thing
    Do you know that there's still a chance for you
    'Cause there's a minute or two

    You just gotta ignite the light, and let them fly
    Just own the night, like CJ with a green light

    'Cause baby you're OnFireBurks
    Come on, show 'em what you're worth
    Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
    As you shoot and dunk and fly-y-y

    Burks hey, you're On Fire Burks
    Come on, let make your haters curse
    Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
    You're gonna leave 'em all in "awe, awe, awe"

    You don't have to feel like a wasted pick
    You're original, cannot be a prick
    If you only knew what the season holds
    After rough road trips comes a double rainbow

    Maybe coach will read, all the jazzfanz posts
    It could change his mind, he could give you the go
    Like a lightning bolt, your shooting stroke will flow
    And when it's time, you'll know

    You just gotta ignite the light, and let it fly
    Just own the night like Jordan with the flu that night

    'Cause baby you're OnFireBurks
    Come on, show 'em what you're worth
    Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
    As you shoot , steal, block, dunk and fly-y-y

    Baby, you're onfireburks
    Come on, let your EFF48M burst
    Make fantasy owners go "Oh, Oh, Oh"
    You're gonna leave 'em all in "awe, awe, awe"

    Boom, boom, boom
    More highlights than the po O go
    It's always been inside of you, you, you
    And now it's time to let it through-ough-ough

    'Cause baby you're onfireburks
    Come on, show Corbin what you're worth
    Make him go "Oh, Oh, Oh"
    As you shoot and block and di-ii-ive

    Baby, you're OnFireBurks
    Come on, let your franklin burst
    Make 'em go "Oh, Oh, wut?"
    You're gonna leave 'em all in "awe, awe, wut?"

    Boom, boom, boom
    Can you say the MIP, MIP, MIP
    Boom, boom, boom
    Even maybe the 6MOTY Y Year
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    Quote Originally Posted by franklin View Post
    The Two Minute Bandit or Alec TreyBurks. J/K The suggestion box is open. We only have one shot at this, so don't mess it up with some Wet Bandit jackpotting around.


    Here's my submission:



    The name is Burks, Alec Burks.

    So unoriginal yet so smooth. He'll shoot your £•£ out & will shake a pillow fort up around your chick, not between.

    £•Ä am going to go with Alec Burps

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    The Two MinuteMan.



    Insert Burks head on that guy pls^
    #lol

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    I think we can do better than the Two minute Man. But FWIW:


    Quote Originally Posted by fallenchicken View Post
    The sad thing is: the Jazz are playing guys who might not make the team, and certainly won't make the rotation, and they're killing real Lakers players. This is a disaster for LA.

    I love it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi View Post
    I thought Dal was black for a long time. He was one of the people I was referencing when I told colleagues I have several black friends.

    I still like him irredgardless.
    *confirmed*

    this post is brought to you by Dairy Queen-- home of the Dilly Bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by dalamon View Post
    I think we can do better than the Two minute Man. But FWIW:

    It's certainly not on the level of The Wet Bandit, or even Mobi-Wan for that matter, but a solid nickname nonetheless.
    #lol

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    "That Guy That Used To Play For The Jazz"
    ^^^this

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    Quote Originally Posted by bordelais7 View Post
    "That Guy That Was Drafted By The Jazz"
    Fixed.

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    How about Waldo?
    #dumptruckin

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    Alec "Buffalo" Burks — Obviously because that's who he played for in college (Colorado) and it also happens to be the last team he'll get a chance to play for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
    How about Waldo?
    I like this one.

    Except drop the nothing before it

    And add chocolate

    Chocolate Waldo

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