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    Biggest things our Utah Jazz should do

    1. Win
    2. Score more points than the other teams

    Things to do that result in 1 and/or 2

    3. Rebound more than other team
    4. Make more FT's than other team
    5. Turn the ball over less than the other team
    6. Make more baskets than the other team
    7. Make more 3pt shots than the other team
    8. Steal the ball from the other team
    9. Block shots from the other team
    10. Shoot at least 75% FT every game
    11. Pass out of double teams effectively
    12. Shoot around 50% from the field and 40% from 3
    13. Box out
    14. "Evans" at least one player from the opposing team per game

    Things to do that result in 3-14

    15. Hustle every play, do not coast... ever
    16. Be mentally in the game
    17. Know what the heck you are doing out there
    18. Don't take stupid shots or do stupid things
    19. Don't Rickroll the fans
    20. Listen to the coaches
    21. Do not "Roger" the Head Coach

    Things to do that result in 15-21
    22. Watch game film
    23. Listen to your coaches
    24. Work hard in the offseason on conditioning and your game
    25. Play simon says with Jefferson
    26. Care about winning
    27. Do not plan vacations during playoff runs
    28. At least pretend to like the city that supports you
    29. Have a song that pumps you up for the game -- AKA -- Thunderstruck, Never Gonna Give You Up, etc...
    30. Sign crap for the fans, so you get more cheering to pump you up like Hans and Franz

    Deep thoughts by Jack.... um... I mean ... a Sicilian War starter.
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    Things that result in 1 and/or 2:

    Free Burks

    and what does 14 even mean?

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    Move to Seattle.

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    31. Change the age on their birth certificates to 22 or younger, that way Jazzfanz will love all of them equally.
    :^D

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    76. Get laid on the reg

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    Quote Originally Posted by bovice View Post
    Things things that result in 1 and/or 2:

    Free Burks

    and what does 14 even mean?
    C'mon, an "Evans" is something for the highlight reel.

    Dang, I forgot to add in the Free Burks and trade ideas.
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    I like this list. I would change #11 to say "pass effectively out of double teams" because it's one thing to barely get the ball out and gain no advantage and it's another to actually get the defense scrambling and get a good look out of it. But nice list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrone Torbin View Post
    31. Change the age on their birth certificates to 22 or younger, that way Jazzfanz will love all of them equally.
    32. Change the age on Burks' birth certificate to 30, that way Corbin will play him.
    Je suis Rudy
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    Fire Sidney Lowe.
    Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
    Fire Sidney Lowe.
    Who is she?
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    97. Never play Princeton offense and let Lakers try it.

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    57: Based on some of last year's problems, coaching staff (especially Ty), communicate with the players. Let them know what you expect from them if they want to keep getting their minutes or start getting minutes. Players, communicate with the coaching staff. Find out what they want to see to earn playing time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzSpazz View Post
    Who is she?
    Don't be so defensive.
    Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
    Don't be so defensive.
    No, seriously. Who is she?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzSpazz View Post
    No, seriously. Who is she?
    Okay, I get it. GREAT question!!! Wtf is Sidney Lowe?!!?
    Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

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