I'm learning that rep wars make land wars in China look like a cakewalk.
You just didn't have my expertise at the time. I'm all in, let's do this thing.
P.S. -- it is inconceivable that you would attempt to replace the no. 1 with a new no. 1. That would bump "Never bet with a Sicilian when death is on the line" to 3, and that is INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!!!!!!