Results 1 to 12 of 12
  1. #1
    Moderator Stoked's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Southern Utah
    Posts
    18,807
    Rep Power
    79

    My Birthday Present

    So my bday isn't for two weeks. Well I found my present by accident. Well I didn't even try to resist. I pulled it out and played with it. I put it back when I was done.

    My Kindle Fire and I will get along great.

    Should I feel bad? I don't at all lol.

  2. #2
    Senior Member Chris-L's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    yamming. hard.
    Posts
    5,880
    Rep Power
    47
    thats what i got my wife for her birthday a while back, they are pretty awesome.

  3.  

     

  4. #3
    BF Leauge CHAMP nightmare3983's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    Freakin' In!
    Posts
    10,717
    Rep Power
    37
    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    So my bday isn't for two weeks. Well I found my present by accident. Well I didn't even try to resist. I pulled it out and played with it. I put it back when I was done.

    My Kindle Fire and I will get along great.

    Should I feel bad? I don't at all lol.
    Just act surprised.

  5. #4
    Senior Member Scat's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Posts
    5,415
    Rep Power
    36
    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    So my bday isn't for two weeks. Well I found my present by accident. Well I didn't even try to resist. I pulled it out and played with it. I put it back when I was done.

    My Kindle Fire and I will get along great.

    Should I feel bad? I don't at all lol.
    She's gonna know when she sees all the greasy fingerprints from the fast food you were eating while playing on it.

  6. #5
    Moderator Stoked's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Southern Utah
    Posts
    18,807
    Rep Power
    79
    Quote Originally Posted by Scat View Post
    She's gonna know when she sees all the greasy fingerprints from the fast food you were eating while playing on it.
    Fingerprints? Amateur...

  7. #6
    Senior Member franklin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Drinkin haterade, ridin the hate train through hateville
    Posts
    12,026
    Rep Power
    101
    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    So my bday isn't for two weeks. Well I found my present by accident. Well I didn't even try to resist. I pulled it out and played with it. I put it back when I was done.
    Keep talking.

  8. #7
    Moderator Stoked's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Southern Utah
    Posts
    18,807
    Rep Power
    79
    Quote Originally Posted by franklin View Post
    Keep talking.
    Blow up sheep are awesome! Put in a barnyard animal noise tape and whoa buddy!

  9. #8
    BF Leauge CHAMP nightmare3983's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    Freakin' In!
    Posts
    10,717
    Rep Power
    37
    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    Blow up sheep are awesome! Put in a barnyard animal noise tape and whoa buddy!
    Stop talking.

  10. #9
    In pursuit of #9 PKM's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Posts
    44,047
    Rep Power
    150
    Quote Originally Posted by nightmare3983 View Post
    Stop talking.
    Hahahhahaa
    E.J. Wells vs. NAOS

    The confusion...

    ---
    Pre-season mock (7/13/13) - page 111

  11. #10
    Senior Member Scat's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Posts
    5,415
    Rep Power
    36
    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    Fingerprints? Amateur...
    Well, whatever was greased up then while you were playing with it.

  12. #11
    Moderator Stoked's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Southern Utah
    Posts
    18,807
    Rep Power
    79
    Quote Originally Posted by nightmare3983 View Post
    Stop talking.
    If you want to be an amateur the rest of your life than fine!

  13. #12
    Senior Member franklin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Drinkin haterade, ridin the hate train through hateville
    Posts
    12,026
    Rep Power
    101
    Guys!

    I found my birthday present early today. I pulled it out and held it gently, close to my chest daring myself to take the next step. Momma's voice rang through my head "don't do it; you'll regret trading 15 seconds of pleasure for a lifetime of pain", but the animal urges inside me couldn't resist much longer. Testing the waters, I slipped my hand inside a paper seem and ran my fingers back and forth across it. I wanted to open this baby up so badly, craving the devilish pleasure of fondling the forbidden fruit inside. After moments of hugging and rubbing, I worked up enough courage to take the plunge. I nibbled on the masking tape and pulled it back slowly, teasingly. The package came apart so easily that it startled me a little, & holding my breath I attempted to unsheathe the package worrying that undoubtedly something would impede my excavation. But nothing did! It came right off without any resistance and oh what I found inside! A ku ku ku kindle fire!

    Yeah, I'm bored already.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •