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    My Birthday Present

    So my bday isn't for two weeks. Well I found my present by accident. Well I didn't even try to resist. I pulled it out and played with it. I put it back when I was done.

    My Kindle Fire and I will get along great.

    Should I feel bad? I don't at all lol.
    #BelieveInLindsey

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    thats what i got my wife for her birthday a while back, they are pretty awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    So my bday isn't for two weeks. Well I found my present by accident. Well I didn't even try to resist. I pulled it out and played with it. I put it back when I was done.

    My Kindle Fire and I will get along great.

    Should I feel bad? I don't at all lol.
    Just act surprised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    So my bday isn't for two weeks. Well I found my present by accident. Well I didn't even try to resist. I pulled it out and played with it. I put it back when I was done.

    My Kindle Fire and I will get along great.

    Should I feel bad? I don't at all lol.
    She's gonna know when she sees all the greasy fingerprints from the fast food you were eating while playing on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scat View Post
    She's gonna know when she sees all the greasy fingerprints from the fast food you were eating while playing on it.
    Fingerprints? Amateur...
    #BelieveInLindsey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    So my bday isn't for two weeks. Well I found my present by accident. Well I didn't even try to resist. I pulled it out and played with it. I put it back when I was done.
    Keep talking.
    No Mediocrity

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    Quote Originally Posted by franklin View Post
    Keep talking.
    Blow up sheep are awesome! Put in a barnyard animal noise tape and whoa buddy!
    #BelieveInLindsey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    Blow up sheep are awesome! Put in a barnyard animal noise tape and whoa buddy!
    Stop talking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightmare3983 View Post
    Stop talking.
    Hahahhahaa
    #dumptruckin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    Fingerprints? Amateur...
    Well, whatever was greased up then while you were playing with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightmare3983 View Post
    Stop talking.
    If you want to be an amateur the rest of your life than fine!
    #BelieveInLindsey

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    Guys!

    I found my birthday present early today. I pulled it out and held it gently, close to my chest daring myself to take the next step. Momma's voice rang through my head "don't do it; you'll regret trading 15 seconds of pleasure for a lifetime of pain", but the animal urges inside me couldn't resist much longer. Testing the waters, I slipped my hand inside a paper seem and ran my fingers back and forth across it. I wanted to open this baby up so badly, craving the devilish pleasure of fondling the forbidden fruit inside. After moments of hugging and rubbing, I worked up enough courage to take the plunge. I nibbled on the masking tape and pulled it back slowly, teasingly. The package came apart so easily that it startled me a little, & holding my breath I attempted to unsheathe the package worrying that undoubtedly something would impede my excavation. But nothing did! It came right off without any resistance and oh what I found inside! A ku ku ku kindle fire!

    Yeah, I'm bored already.
    No Mediocrity

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