So my bday isn't for two weeks. Well I found my present by accident. Well I didn't even try to resist. I pulled it out and played with it. I put it back when I was done.
My Kindle Fire and I will get along great.
Should I feel bad? I don't at all lol.
thats what i got my wife for her birthday a while back, they are pretty awesome.
Just act surprised.Originally Posted by Stoked
She's gonna know when she sees all the greasy fingerprints from the fast food you were eating while playing on it.
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Fingerprints? Amateur...
Keep talking.
Blow up sheep are awesome! Put in a barnyard animal noise tape and whoa buddy!
Stop talking.
Hahahhahaa
Sandy Braille wrote: Scrodum to Penes!!!! ALLEY-OOP!!! U Gotta Love It Baby!!!
Well, whatever was greased up then while you were playing with it.
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If you want to be an amateur the rest of your life than fine!
Guys!
I found my birthday present early today. I pulled it out and held it gently, close to my chest daring myself to take the next step. Momma's voice rang through my head "don't do it; you'll regret trading 15 seconds of pleasure for a lifetime of pain", but the animal urges inside me couldn't resist much longer. Testing the waters, I slipped my hand inside a paper seem and ran my fingers back and forth across it. I wanted to open this baby up so badly, craving the devilish pleasure of fondling the forbidden fruit inside. After moments of hugging and rubbing, I worked up enough courage to take the plunge. I nibbled on the masking tape and pulled it back slowly, teasingly. The package came apart so easily that it startled me a little, & holding my breath I attempted to unsheathe the package worrying that undoubtedly something would impede my excavation. But nothing did! It came right off without any resistance and oh what I found inside! A ku ku ku kindle fire!
Yeah, I'm bored already.
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