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    Surprising My Wife With The UFC Fights

    Just ordered the St. Pierre / Conduit fight. I'm so getting laid tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    Just ordered the St. Pierre / Conduit fight. I'm so getting laid tonight.
    I have one eyebrow up thinking of your wife.. she's either way cool, a total redneck .. or wait, those terms are synonymous.
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    i officialy want to meet your wife stoked

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    Yeah she is way cool. Not a redneck at all. She is a HUGE UFC fan.
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    Maybe I will bring her to #d7....

    Her only downfall is that she is not a Jazz fan. Not NBA fan at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    Maybe I will bring her to #d7....

    Her only downfall is that she is not a Jazz fan. Not NBA fan at all.
    Nothin wrong with that. My wife has been taught to detest all things not UK bb.

    She's funny about it. Kinda.
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    Is your wife Ronda Rousey?

    Man, I don't know any chicks that like UFC.

    I like it here and there but about after an hour of watching it for some reason I have a strong urge to buy a bug zapper and a red pick-up.


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    Man, talk about a disappointment.


    In the main page, all I could see from the title was "Surprising My Wife With The..."


    In my mind, I conjured:








    Nvm, wrong kind of dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by candrew View Post
    Is your wife Ronda Rousey?

    Man, I don't know any chicks that like UFC.

    I like it here and there but about after an hour of watching it for some reason I have a strong urge to buy a bug zapper and a red pick-up.
    Lol, no. My wife is actually hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    Lol, no. My wife is actually hot.


    Ewe're right. She's smoking.
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    Lol some of the St Georgers have seen her pic. She's real lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    Lol some of the St Georgers have seen her pic. She's real lol
    ?

    wtf, did I?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
    ?

    wtf, did I?
    She was on my phone...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoked View Post
    She was on my phone...
    Awww, yeah .. my memory is, compromised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
    Awww, yeah .. my memory is, compromised.
    Lol the combination you had going on of age and alcohol will do that.
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