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    Kanter is Magneto!

    they asked him if he could generate the esa occasionaly.

    David Locke: "Because what happens in this league is, people start shooting threes and they get soft and donít want contact and then they just stay out there all the time. Youíre not going to get soft, are you?"

    Enes Kanter: "I kind of live in the paint, man. Come on. I wonít get soft. Donít worry about that."

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    Dave Locke:
    The Jazz PR guy just walked by shaking his head at you.
    What did you do?

    Kanter: I dropped a bomb.

    ~I'm sure it's hell to go to the public bathroom Kanter uses.

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    In pursuit of #9 PKM's Avatar
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    is there a backstory?

    is he the anti-christ?
    E.J. Wells vs. NAOS

    The confusion...

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    Pre-season mock (7/13/13) - page 111

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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
    is there a backstory?

    is he the anti-christ?
    he is the anti-jefferson. but he hasn't got his first revelation yet.
    David Locke: "Because what happens in this league is, people start shooting threes and they get soft and donít want contact and then they just stay out there all the time. Youíre not going to get soft, are you?"

    Enes Kanter: "I kind of live in the paint, man. Come on. I wonít get soft. Donít worry about that."

    4.17.14


    Dave Locke:
    The Jazz PR guy just walked by shaking his head at you.
    What did you do?

    Kanter: I dropped a bomb.

    ~I'm sure it's hell to go to the public bathroom Kanter uses.

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    Straws are all sorts of magnetic.
    http://jazzfanz.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=1889&dateline=1332058703

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    He looks stoned in the first part.

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    Great, he can move a straw, can he do the same with metal?

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    This is why they are getting millions for space station rides. Kanter has been thrice
    No Mediocrity

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    Pretty cool

    Ill rep you for that Kanter.

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    now he cuts his head with a rope and then puts it back.



    he will perform that on duncan wednesday.
    David Locke: "Because what happens in this league is, people start shooting threes and they get soft and donít want contact and then they just stay out there all the time. Youíre not going to get soft, are you?"

    Enes Kanter: "I kind of live in the paint, man. Come on. I wonít get soft. Donít worry about that."

    4.17.14


    Dave Locke:
    The Jazz PR guy just walked by shaking his head at you.
    What did you do?

    Kanter: I dropped a bomb.

    ~I'm sure it's hell to go to the public bathroom Kanter uses.

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    Senior Member Thee jazz fan's Avatar
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    How the hell does he do that! I want answers!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thee jazz fan View Post
    How the hell does he do that! I want answers!!
    A bit of skin colored putty on his throat is all. I don't know that for sure, but it's the easiest answer.

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    The Cult of Kanter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thee jazz fan View Post
    How the hell does he do that! I want answers!!
    What answer are you seeking? I could tell you that its an elaborate set up of mirrors and wires, infact you can see the wires at 0:57 and again at 1:21.

    Or,

    Kanter: Do not try and spin the straw. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
    Thee: What truth?
    Kanter: There is no straw.
    Thee: There is no straw?
    Kanter: Then you'll see, that it is not the straw that spins, it is only yourself.
    X LIKE XENOPUS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by addictionary View Post
    now he cuts his head with a rope and then puts it back.



    he will perform that on duncan wednesday.
    eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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    So Kanter is Magneto and Favors is the Wolverine. Nice.

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