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    Senior Member Scat's Avatar
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    Our Lord and Savior...

    ... Barack Obama??



    https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IfOb...Jesus&src=hash

    Some of the better ones.

    #IfObamaWasJesus , he would have pointed to the Earth and yelled to God - "You didn't build that!".

    #IfObamaWasJesus He wouldn't have raised Lazarus from the dead because he could have voted anyway.

    #IfObamaWasJesus Judas would have been forced to re-distribute that silver to the other apostles.

    #IfObamaWasJesus He'd proclaim his riding a donkey into town as a green energy solution.

    #IfObamaWasJesus he would have gone into the desert for forty rounds of golf.

    #IfObamaWasJesus The first time Peter denied him he would have called him racist.

    #IfObamaWasJesus The Last Supper would have been paid for with an EBT card.

    LOL

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    Those are pretty good.
    #dumptruckin

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    Good thing I never listened to hollywood on anything important. I use them to waste a couple hours at the cinema and that's it.
    #BelieveInLindsey

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