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    Quote Originally Posted by Scat View Post
    2 questions...

    1. What happens if I wake up before being pee'd on? Do I skip that day?
    2. Is the money tax free?
    1. If you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
    2. 100% tax free. No paper trail whatsoever. Straight cash homey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scat View Post
    2 questions...

    1. What happens if I wake up before being pee'd on? Do I skip that day?
    2. Is the money tax free?
    That's hilarious! LOL

    I'm in for $100 ... but for $75 I'm out, dude.
    #dumptruckin

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavenHarris View Post
    1. If you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
    2. 100% tax free. No paper trail whatsoever. Straight cash homey.
    To answer your original post, not only no but HELL NO! What is wrong with you?

    Wait, I have another question.

    Can I choose the pee'er if I take $50 less per day? Waking up to Kate Beckinsale pee'ing on me seems slightly less creepy.

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    Another condition:

    The person peeing on you is dal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scat View Post
    Can I choose the pee'er if I take $50 less per day? Waking up to Kate Beckinsale pee'ing on me seems slightly less creepy.
    Isn't this the sort of stuff you'd have to pay for, not the other way around?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimLes View Post
    Isn't this the sort of stuff you'd have to pay for, not the other way around?
    Dude, you suck at bargaining...
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    Also:

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    Quote Originally Posted by spycam1 View Post
    Another condition:

    The person peeing on you is dal.
    lol!
    #lol

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    Im kinda leaning towards hell yes. I could put my 4 kids through college, buy my wife a nice car, take time off work to be with my family a lot more. No way any of that is gonna happen making 50k a year. But, i think after the first few times getting peed on I would be like hell no. Who knows. I'm willing to give it a go if anyones interested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris-L View Post
    But, i think after the first few times getting peed on I would be like hell no. Who knows.
    I think it'd only get easier after the first few times. You might even get used to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavenHarris View Post
    Hypothetical scenario:

    An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.

    Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.



    As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.

    The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.

    A few conditions:
    -You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
    -The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
    -If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
    -If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.

    The question is: How long would you let this go on?
    Quote Originally Posted by HeavenHarris View Post
    Follow-up question ... For $300 a day, would you rather be the man who pees?
    Same restrictions would apply (but obviously in reverse). This means that whoever you pee on you are bound to. If they travel, you travel. You will have to live in their city (or at least a sensible commute). You will have to wake up early for your alarm clock function It will be you to picks up the new mattress the day before and disposes of the soiled one. Roughly an hour or work a day for $300. Is this preferable to being peed on given the mobility restrictions?
    Hilarious!

    I'd obviously rather be the guy peeing. And the recipient could be my wife, lol. I'd let it go on forever. Not sure the wife would go for it though.
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    Wtf^
    #lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaltyDawg View Post
    I'd obviously rather be the guy peeing. And the recipient could be my wife, lol. I'd let it go on forever. Not sure the wife would go for it though.
    "Deep thoughts by SaltyDawg"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris-L View Post
    Im kinda leaning towards hell yes. I could put my 4 kids through college, buy my ex-wife a nice car, take time off work to be with my family a lot more. No way any of that is gonna happen making 50k a year. But, i think after the first few times getting peed on I would be like hell no. Who knows. I'm willing to give it a go if anyones interested.
    fixed
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    If some billionaire wanted to pay us $600 a day, tax free, 7 days a week, for me to piss on my wife, sign me up. Pretty sure the wife would disagree, but I'm down, lol.

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