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    Corbin's Underrated Coaching Skill!

    His ability to hire assistant coaches to change his Depends while he shoves his thumb so far up his rectal orifice he can feel his tonsils. This is not the first time that this has happened! Follow the link below to see the final possession of the Orlando game:
    http://jazzfanatical.wordpress.com/2...-from-orlando/



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    Wow, Corbin gets a group of no name players into the playoffs last season and has a winning record with the worst schedule in the NBA and this is the thanks he gets? You want to know why Sloan/Corbin get the most out of less talented players? It's because they don't play them right away, they make them earn it and in doing so they learn what it takes to win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cctrackstar View Post
    Wow, Corbin gets a group of no name players into the playoffs last season and has a winning record with the worst schedule in the NBA and this is the thanks he gets? You want to know why Sloan/Corbin get the most out of less talented players? It's because they don't play them right away, they make them earn it and in doing so they learn what it takes to win.
    Corbin is not Sloan!!! Did you follow the link? He's made Foye earn every second of his playing time by riding Corbin like a Wyoming Cowboy every night. Corbin rules!! And we have solved the coaching problem for every head coach in the NBA. Don't play your players; make them "earn it". Done, eat your heart out, Phil Jackson.
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    Didn't watch the game but if it's true how Jazzfanatical wrote it up then wow! Two situations now of not subbing in Favors for the defensive stop are the two legit concerns with Corbin's ability.

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    First understand that I am not fond of Foye and I don't think I want him back next year.

    However he is an established veteran with a remarkable three point percentage, and i'm sorry, but Burks will not play ahead of him until he proves that he provides more towards wining (which hopefully he is starting to)

    Yes, yes, waah, how can you prove you can provide more towards winning if you never play. Practice. We never see the practices and I imagine that Burk's athleticism shows up in practice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by franklin View Post
    Didn't watch the game but if it's true how Jazzfanatical wrote it up then wow! Two situations now of not subbing in Favors for the defensive stop are the two legit concerns with Corbin's ability.
    Are you really implying that these are the only two times he's done this ****? I'm trying to be patient with Corbin, but multiple seasons are giving me the impression that he has the coaching intellect of a doddering old fool. Hence the Depends.

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    Corbin really doesn't know how to use matchups to his advantage. Al Jeff is probably the worst player on the Jazz right now. Stick Millsap/Favors lineup and Utah would score a lot more inside then in currently does with Jefferson.

    Corbin gets burned by opposing coaches using matchups against us. (Boston game, Miami game, SAS game) He doesn't show when we can exploit a mismatch and then we get burned as the opposing coach out coaches him. I'm not saying he is the worst coach in the NBA, but he certainly doesn't make a case for being a good coach. No reason we shouldn't be playing Sap, Carrol, Favors, Haywood, Burks or Watson way more than Jefferson. In fact, I would like Jefferson a lot more if he came off the bench with Kanter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cctrackstar View Post
    First understand that I am not fond of Foye and I don't think I want him back next year.

    However he is an established veteran with a remarkable three point percentage, and i'm sorry, but Burks will not play ahead of him until he proves that he provides more towards wining (which hopefully he is starting to)

    Yes, yes, waah, how can you prove you can provide more towards winning if you never play. Practice. We never see the practices and I imagine that Burk's athleticism shows up in practice.
    If Foye plays well, then I have no problem with Corbin. However, Foye does one thing: shoot outside jumpers. He is a defensive liability that has been exploited time and time again. I am not sold on Burks, but Foye is the absolute worst on our team when it comes to team +/- on net points http://www.82games.com/1213/1213UTA1.HTM. Stats don't matter to Corbin though. He is the ultimate Luddite coach.

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    He is coaching through managements clear desire of a mediocre team FREE BIG AL!
    To quote George "W" "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." --Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

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    the first one who buys kanter these neat new pair for xmas should be the head coach of the utah jazz organization my fellows.



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    Wait, there's STILL Corbin apologists out there? XD

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    Coach of the Year for sure.

    On a serious note, everyone should start sending depends to the the training facility addressed to corbin.
    Last edited by Tony; 12-24-2012 at 03:26 AM.

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    Finally an asistant coach stepped up and showed the right way to Corbin at least on one basic thing that Corbin couldn't able to see. Everyone who watched the game probably choose the path B, cause they probably saw Lowe's and Mo's rush and struggle to point out that a sub is required to Corbin. Maybe they are not that much "three monkeys".
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    Funny stuff. When Crayon missed the first shot, I was wondering to myself if Corbin was going to do anything. Then Vaughn, the youngest coach in the NBA subs in a rebounder and it takes the entire coaching staff plus Mo Williams to figure out it might be a good idea to counter the move.

    I've always said Corbin is a reactive coach - he can't think on his feet; but this illustrates it perfectly. I've come to expect stuff like this.

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    Corbin's strength is offensive sets. Perhaps he is a little behind on deciding substitution patterns but that is easier to pick up then offensive sets. I still maintain that the stuff he isn't good at can be learned by anyone.

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