I had a dream last night that I got to road trip with the Jazz and hung out with Jefferson, Haywad, Favors & Foye. They were big time pot heads and Haywad had a big problem. Gordon got into a fight in the locker room with some old coach guy after he took Gordon's iPad and crushed it with his bare hands. Gordon responded and the old guy kicked his ass, then made him cry for being an awful player who quits on plays.
Please interpret Jazzfanz (esp Hack). I must know what this means to my life.