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    Oh, that's right, "hammer down" is ****ing miserable.

    I've softened my hate for Harp simply because his job is to riff off one of the worst dudes evar, and for an organization that is highly paranoid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revolution 9 View Post
    Stop bitching. We have one of the best commentators in basketball.

    Boler is a nerd, but he's our nerd.
    There is absolutely no measure of taste nor any measure of loyalty that would have me agree with you. Boler sucks.

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    Anything Booner says is automatically the best by default. The guy makes me laugh, what can I say

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    No lie, my tv without the cable box and only the little digital conversion box has stadium sound but no announcer sound. I always wanted to know what this would be like. I hate to admit it but I prefer Bolerjack and the announcer feminized version of Harpring to no commentary at all.

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    Can we re-join this conversation about Bolerhack? I just watched some highlights and i was, like, damn braugh u sux

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    I like the "Houdini!" call.
    http://jazzfanz.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=133&dateline=1317382587

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    Quote Originally Posted by GVC View Post
    I like the "Houdini!" call.
    Are you ****ing serious? And here I thought the California weed as as good as the Canadian stuff. Guess not.

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    Worst call in Sports is Vern ****ing Lundquist.

    Literally all he ever says is "Wow" or "Oh my".

    Doesnt know **** about sports and still gets to call the NCAA tourney, big college football games, and the holy grail that is the Masters golf tournament.

    Pls die Vern. Pls
    #NoSUSS #SQUAREBIZNESS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xthren View Post
    I miss hot rod
    Yes yeah and it's all over almost here!
    Corbin sucks.

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    I like David Locke quite a bit, but his excited dunk sayings are just dumb, like he's trying way to hard. Boler has better sayings, but you can tell he doesn't care nearly as much as Locke does.

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    Can't stand Locke. Horrible voice. Can't keep up. Would rather blow off some dumbass stat than tell me the score of he game or what is actually happening.
    Corbin sucks.

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    Locke just doesn't have the voice for broadcasting.

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    I first learned of the Jazz at about 8 yrs old while turning the dials on my AM clock radio .... the old cow hide globe hit home .... Stockton to Malone!! ... he took the dust out of the net on that one .. there will never be anyone like Hot Rod

    There's a lot of clowns in the NBA today Lebron and Wade to name a few .. they just stick there arm out and its a automatic two shot foul on anyone they touch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zulu View Post
    No when bowler says so and so just hit a three, when the dude is like 5 feet infront of the arc...
    Then says looks like they gave him two!!
    Yeah that's mine. He's easily the worst 3 point caller ever. I still don't know why he doesn't look a the ref instead of trying to see the court.
    It started with Earl [Watson], Randy [Foye] and Marvin [Williams]–the veteran guys. I thought the young guys did a good job of following their lead getting us off to a good start. - referring to the Jazz/Bobcats game on 3/1/13

    Earl, Randy, and Marvin started the first quarter 0-3, scored a whopping zero points, and finished with a turnover in the first quarter.

    Your head coach of the Jazz ladies and gentlemen.

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    eg: foye hits back to back shots.
    when foye hits a shot
    opponent a scores
    jefferson misses
    opponent b misses
    millsap scores
    oponent a scores again.
    then foye socres.(than boler syaing foye with back 2 back shots


    no ****tard that aint back to back shots

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    I, HeavenHarris, hereby pledge to my fellow JFC'rs that I will no longer give out neg-reps. All it does is cause negative things, like fights, drama, bitching, ill will, bad feelings, etc.
    Love, not hate, is the answer bros and moes.

    LOL Lol breaks his pledge 5 days later hahahaha

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