^I still don't get it.
I haven't been watching the games, so what the hell is this all about?
The only part about the bench burrito that made sense was "The Big Turkey" and even that doesn't make sense burrito wise.
Dallas fans HATE Harpring and for that I love him. For some reason they have to listen to the Utah feed on season ticket and he tortures them (along with the refs) every single meeting. I read their forum after every meeting/dallas loss for a the lulz.
"You take a side of Favors, a smidge of Carroll, a helping of Hayward, a dash of Kanter, and a sprinkle of Watson, roll it up and you got yourself a bench burritto!"
It started with Earl [Watson], Randy [Foye] and Marvin [Williams]–the veteran guys. I thought the young guys did a good job of following their lead getting us off to a good start. - referring to the Jazz/Bobcats game on 3/1/13
Earl, Randy, and Marvin started the first quarter 0-3, scored a whopping zero points, and finished with a turnover in the first quarter.
Your head coach of the Jazz ladies and gentlemen.