Tyrone Corbin, Master Motivator.

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So you were a fan of the Knicks, but jumped ship to the Jazz? Now you want to tell us all about our team and what to expect? You really think you have a better feel for this team than the long time fans? You accuse everyone here of pannicking, but yet you were the one who pannicked when you gave up on your team. Right?

I mean no offense. Its a nice and positive thread and all, but there are deep rooted issues here at play that you will never understand. We have watched the Jazz almost do it year after year, but who just get in their own way each time, and only seemingly care about turning a profit. Its more frustrating than you can understand. You are only looking at this in a microcosm of one season. When actually its the boiling point of many seasons.

I would rather you be right and Ty pulls his head out his ass, but Jazzfanz know better. We can only hope that the team can over come his failures as a coach.

[Ty the Turd]

Heat > Tron: Legacy > Watchmen as far as your avatars go

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Heat > Tron: Legacy > Watchmen as far as your avatars go

What about my avatar?

[Ty the Turd]

What about my avatar?

Listen, I actually thought Summer of Sam was extremely underrated and one of Spike Lee's better films, and I have a lot of respect for Adrien Brody. Dude's got an Oscar and had the balls to plant one on Halle Berry. But him as a straight guy playing a straight gay playing a gay guy for a buck. That just about crosses the line.

[Ty the Turd]

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[DutchJazzer]

so your saying we should bett on underdogs to make money?

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... is that what youve drawn from this thread, this particular statement couldent possibly be more false. you dont know anyone more foward looking then me im actively researching real-estate in emerging markets that should be legit by 2030.

my understanding of big (really big) numbers provides me with great prospective, im not panicked, im very comfy. Crown Royal and 7up is great btw.

i didnt enjoy watching the knicks when i jumped ship, i was younger and dumber in my early 20's forgive me. im no benedict arnold, i love the jazz i could never get behind the knicks, this year. the way i enjoy paying attention to the day-to-day dealings in jazzland

First of all. You are so an alt. Lmao. Is that you Franklin? Trotbum?


2nd, you say you were a lot dumber when you were in your younger 20's? You are still only 25. Thats not much difference.

3rd, who cares what bets you have gotten right. Want me to tell you all the bets I have gotten right? Buy I guess thats part of the schtick.

Whoever you are, its funny. I can't wait for more. I bet you are the same person who made up Saltairs finest. These characters are awesome. So in depth.

Pos rep coming your way.

[The Norm]

I like this guy. And I could be wrong but if I had to guess whose alt he was I'd say franklin.

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[friendsinmyhead]

Corbin is no strategist, good. Strategies fail, and can be adjusted to(see d'antoni). Motivation however, does not fail. .

You Win!!!! Stupidest thing posted.

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Im Not Troutbum or Franklin or anyone you know, im me. let me guess you think we fit the same psych profile, Space-Cadet. right??

the golden eagle of cosmonauts(me) has landed here on a jazz forum, brace yourselves. im well aware that the sheer size of the academia implied by what ive said here in 227 posts, is a bit hard to wrap your mind around.

not only is it true, its not sensationalized one bit. i just speak my mind these days, believe it or not

my preferred way to debunk this alt thing is by proving proficency in areas that any of that, the members you speak of wouldn't have any knowledge in. try me, im quite well versed in... everything


i have started a thread in the OT,( take this convo there pls), id like to keep this kind of on-topic and open for all to debunk

Haha. I think we have a lot in common. I am amazingly smart and handsom too. My life is filled with over the top adventures everyday. I have so many crazy stories to tell. Here is one you might find interesting.


I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation she happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the ER right away.

Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the field decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plant and home.When they took it for a float on the Stilliguamish River, they were quite surprised by a coast guard helicopter that was homing in on the emergency locator that is activated when the raft is inflated.They are no longer employed at Boeing.

A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders. But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, the officer found the problem: a 10 year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said "RADAR TRAP AHEAD."A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy's accomplice, another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket at his feet, full of change.

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump."No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself.He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in."Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway. Now, if only I could find my parakeet."

Years ago while lying in my hammock I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbor's 10 year old daughter's rabbit.For years I had watched her come home from school and head straight out to it's cage, free it and play with it in the yard. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.The rabbit was dirty, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing its grooming I jumped the fence and replaced it back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as "natural causes". Back to the hammock.Within the hour the neighbors Volvo pulled in as usual and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed: "DDDDAAAADDDDYYYY!"Her father panic stricken stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbor that I am I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do.Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage??"

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made.But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin. Horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions.NASA's response was just one sentence, "Thaw the chicken."