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    Forům Dark Lord E.J. Wells's Avatar
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    It's time to pimp myself out.

    You all drive cars, right? You all pay insurance, right? Why on Earth would you be with any other agent than me? I've been doing it for years and I have a small trove of people I've worked with, some of which you might know:

    Jason (yes, him -- I know, I know)
    JazzGal
    RJF
    Jackpotter
    Bronco
    Archie Moses
    UB

    I would like to put ALL of you on my Christmas card list, so what's holding you back? I am an independent broker, so I can get you a free quote from over 50 different companies. The chances are good that I will save you money, and worst case scenario, you get to talk to me in person and see what a pussycat I am. /purrr

    Is this a lame attempt at soliciting business? Yes. Will you be happy that you called me and I saved you $$$ every month? Yes. If I can't beat what you've currently got, I'll buy you lunch. Deal?

    801-229-8654 or 801-641-7641
    Last edited by E.J. Wells; 11-16-2010 at 04:36 PM.


    "I always thought it meant quit ****ing talking the whole time. People would quote someone and then put qft and i would think, what an asshole" -- fishonjazz

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    I feel violated.

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    Reported for spam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beantown View Post
    I feel violated.
    I'd suggest pulling your thumb out -- the feeling will go away after a while.


    "I always thought it meant quit ****ing talking the whole time. People would quote someone and then put qft and i would think, what an asshole" -- fishonjazz

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    Reported for being desperate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TroutBum View Post
    I'd suggest pulling your thumb out -- the feeling will go away after a while.
    Take your toungue out first and then we will talk.

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    I was skeptical and I didn't believe Trout when he said he could do this. In fact, I took him up on the offer because I wanted a free meal. To my surprise the dude saved me money. I'm talking close to a $150 bucks a year. That son of a bitch knows what he's doing and I recommend him to anyone. He tries to act tough and mean, but deep down, he's a nice guy (and a scared little boy). The only downside is, he occasionally sends me text pictures of his poop, but he'd probably do that anyway. Trout for the win.
    http://jazzfanz.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=3&dateline=1372802642

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    Trout's so cute.

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    Agent that wants to make sure my life is not ruined by an accident or an agent who wants to send me pics of his poop? Tough call. ; )

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    I only send pooh pics on request. Trust me, they're special.


    "I always thought it meant quit ****ing talking the whole time. People would quote someone and then put qft and i would think, what an asshole" -- fishonjazz

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    I'm with USAA, otherwise I might give you a shot. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gameface View Post
    I'm with USAA, otherwise I might give you a shot. Sorry.
    Seriously, no more than 30 minutes ago I switched a family from USAA to Auto Owners and saved them $600.00 a year. I'm telling you, what does it hurt to get a quote? Call me Gameface, or I'll neg rep your ass.


    "I always thought it meant quit ****ing talking the whole time. People would quote someone and then put qft and i would think, what an asshole" -- fishonjazz

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    And I'm gonna neg rep Whore Mangler for posing as your D- rate celebrity endorser, and for saying for the win for the 100 to the nth time in a week.

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    Trout is like a different guy when he's doing business. Very professional. I would recommend him.

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    Sorry Trout. Rules are rules.

    Post flagged for blatant SPAM.
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