If you are frustrated with your increasing insurance rates, you should talk to Trout. I'm going on record to say that TroutBum (or Dave, in the business world) did a very good job in working with me to find a good rate for both car insurance and renters insurance. Every time I asked him a question, he responded quickly and courteously.
Call Trout to see if he can get you a better rate. It's worth the half hour trying.
*No Trout did not promise me man-favors for saying this. That's actually just a perk of his services.*
Stop, I'm blushing.
After helping ElRoach save over 70 bucks A MONTH, I thought I would just remind you all that no matter how big of a tool you think I am, money talks. Call me and I'll put more of it back in your pocket.
Trout speaks the truth: he balances out his toolness with working hard to find awesomely low insurance rates.
“Despite my firm convictions, I have always been a man who tries to face facts, and to accept the reality of life as new experience and new knowledge unfolds. I have always kept an open mind, a flexibility that must go hand in hand with every form of the intelligent search for truth.” - Malcolm X
Trout - PM sent.
Chalk one up for Babe. Even on my deathbed, I was able to save him some cash. Sadly, I'll have to drop the whole, "Babe is Millsappa, and Millsappa is Hopper" schtick and just go with "Millsappa is Hopper, who is still a loathsome turd-nugget". And just in case any of you are wondering, Babe is just as weird on the phone as he is on here.
I've been bugging you people for over a year now, and as you can see by the erotically charged responses to this thread, I will rock your world. Call me. 801-641-7641 or 801-229-8654.
too bad Rod Serling isn't still around, it has the makings of a good episode of Twilight Zone
a blast from the past...
Trout just started at a new office which means he's probably busy as hell. Everyone call him NOW and make him work overtime (or simply work at all) for the first time in his life.