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    Jazz Poetry

    Make up your own, or change something established, just as long as it is Jazz related.
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    I THINK that I shall never behold
    A Jazz team win the gold.

    A Jazz team whose desire is held at bay
    By careless chuckers such as CJ.

    A Jazz team that looks at standings aghast,
    longing not to be dead last.

    A Jazz team that may in summer draft
    A player with the middle name of Taft;

    Upon whose bosom the quest will be placed
    To overcome the greatest challenge faced.

    A championship to set me free,
    But alas Stern controls the referee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chucky Smith View Post
    I THINK that I shall never behold
    A Jazz team win the gold.

    A Jazz team whose desire is held at bay
    By careless chuckers such as CJ.

    A Jazz team that looks at standings aghast,
    longing not to be dead last.

    A Jazz team that may in summer draft
    A player with the middle name of Taft;


    Upon whose bosom the quest will be placed
    To overcome the greatest challenge faced.

    A championship to set me free,
    But alas Stern controls the referee.
    Loved it except the bolded lines

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipship31 View Post
    Loved it except the bolded lines
    LOL I had to find a rhyme. That's the best I could do at the time.

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    Yo, yo, the name’s G-Time
    Big frame, big game, call me big time
    Ball hard every night and day
    From the ‘Burg I rep it in a big way

    Come too close I’ll hit you with the blow-by
    Straight to the rim I’m just too high
    Stay back and I’ll hit the J
    Try to stop me there’s just no waaaay

    But it’s not about me, it’s about the team
    Going to the tourney with a full head of steam
    ‘Chip’s real close, it’s at our back door
    Get a few dubs we’ll be in the Final Four
    Not stopping there, that’s not in store
    Push it to the limit we want more

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    Oh, Gordon my love
    My desire burns white hot
    Like the shades of the dove
    My loins will quencheth not

    Please, oh Gordon my sweet
    I beg here on the ground
    Hinder not thy sacred meat
    Or the gentle touch of thy mound

    Gordon, oh how you make me wail
    Forever prodding my soul
    How I long to hammer the nail
    Into your gaping hole

    FIN
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    This is a little something called "Die Raja, Die"

    Die Raja Die
    Stick burning nails into your eye
    You can do it if you just try
    Just die Raja...die.

    This is something I call "Greg Miller is a Moron"

    Greg Miller is a moron
    That's all I got

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    Is Troutbum a woman ... God, Shakespeare must've rolled over 20 times in his grave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by write4u View Post
    Is Troutbum a woman ... God, Shakespeare must've rolled over 20 times in his grave.
    Are you kidding me? Ol' Bill would've loved to have had half the writing prowess I've got. Yo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzSpazz View Post
    Deron. Dare-on. Kold-hearted killer of Jazz. Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? "Jazz wants you back," Fanz screamed into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. Jazz fan is lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks.
    Nice homage to "So I Married An Axe Murderer".


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    There once was player named Bell
    That was sent to the Jazz from hell

    He was brought in for experience
    But has not made a shot since

    Despise for him I cannot quell

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    Chocolate milk, bling and PB and J, what's it like to win the championship of the nba?

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    Spazz you seriously have a talent for that my friend. I like it. Keep them coming.
    Quote Originally Posted by ShaggyReAL View Post
    The guy is in Reno. RENO! Give him a break.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzSpazz View Post
    Make up your own, or change something established, just as long as it is Jazz related.

    I will start.

    Two teams diverged in a yellow mood,
    And sorry I could not follow both
    And being one fan, long I stood
    And looked on one as far as I could
    To where one won the championships;
    Then followed the other, as just as fair,
    And having perhaps the better claim,
    Because it was classy and wanted fans;
    Though as for that the passing there
    Had seasoned them really about the same,
    And both that morning unequally lay
    I walked in leaves no step had trodden black.
    Oh, I followed the classy for another day!
    Yet knowing how season leads on to season,
    I doubted if I should ever come back.
    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two teams diverged in my mind, and I-
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference
    Go Jazz
    Stop rhyming. I mean it!

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    FINE!

    Anybody got a peanut?



    Ugh, it felt like kissing my cousin.

    Not too bad.
    Quote Originally Posted by ShaggyReAL View Post
    The guy is in Reno. RENO! Give him a break.

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