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    Jazz Poetry

    Make up your own, or change something established, just as long as it is Jazz related.
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    I THINK that I shall never behold
    A Jazz team win the gold.

    A Jazz team whose desire is held at bay
    By careless chuckers such as CJ.

    A Jazz team that looks at standings aghast,
    longing not to be dead last.

    A Jazz team that may in summer draft
    A player with the middle name of Taft;

    Upon whose bosom the quest will be placed
    To overcome the greatest challenge faced.

    A championship to set me free,
    But alas Stern controls the referee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chucky Smith View Post
    I THINK that I shall never behold
    A Jazz team win the gold.

    A Jazz team whose desire is held at bay
    By careless chuckers such as CJ.

    A Jazz team that looks at standings aghast,
    longing not to be dead last.

    A Jazz team that may in summer draft
    A player with the middle name of Taft;


    Upon whose bosom the quest will be placed
    To overcome the greatest challenge faced.

    A championship to set me free,
    But alas Stern controls the referee.
    Loved it except the bolded lines

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipship31 View Post
    Loved it except the bolded lines
    LOL I had to find a rhyme. That's the best I could do at the time.

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    Yo, yo, the name’s G-Time
    Big frame, big game, call me big time
    Ball hard every night and day
    From the ‘Burg I rep it in a big way

    Come too close I’ll hit you with the blow-by
    Straight to the rim I’m just too high
    Stay back and I’ll hit the J
    Try to stop me there’s just no waaaay

    But it’s not about me, it’s about the team
    Going to the tourney with a full head of steam
    ‘Chip’s real close, it’s at our back door
    Get a few dubs we’ll be in the Final Four
    Not stopping there, that’s not in store
    Push it to the limit we want more

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    Oh, Gordon my love
    My desire burns white hot
    Like the shades of the dove
    My loins will quencheth not

    Please, oh Gordon my sweet
    I beg here on the ground
    Hinder not thy sacred meat
    Or the gentle touch of thy mound

    Gordon, oh how you make me wail
    Forever prodding my soul
    How I long to hammer the nail
    Into your gaping hole

    FIN


    "I always thought it meant quit ****ing talking the whole time. People would quote someone and then put qft and i would think, what an asshole" -- fishonjazz

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    This is a little something called "Die Raja, Die"

    Die Raja Die
    Stick burning nails into your eye
    You can do it if you just try
    Just die Raja...die.

    This is something I call "Greg Miller is a Moron"

    Greg Miller is a moron
    That's all I got
    Rooting for The Tank is not rooting against the team; It's rooting for the franchise

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    Is Troutbum a woman ... God, Shakespeare must've rolled over 20 times in his grave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by write4u View Post
    Is Troutbum a woman ... God, Shakespeare must've rolled over 20 times in his grave.
    Are you kidding me? Ol' Bill would've loved to have had half the writing prowess I've got. Yo.


    "I always thought it meant quit ****ing talking the whole time. People would quote someone and then put qft and i would think, what an asshole" -- fishonjazz

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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzSpazz View Post
    Deron. Dare-on. Kold-hearted killer of Jazz. Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? "Jazz wants you back," Fanz screamed into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. Jazz fan is lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks.
    Nice homage to "So I Married An Axe Murderer".


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    There once was player named Bell
    That was sent to the Jazz from hell

    He was brought in for experience
    But has not made a shot since

    Despise for him I cannot quell

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    Chocolate milk, bling and PB and J, what's it like to win the championship of the nba?

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    Spazz you seriously have a talent for that my friend. I like it. Keep them coming.
    Quote Originally Posted by ShaggyReAL View Post
    The guy is in Reno. RENO! Give him a break.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzSpazz View Post
    Make up your own, or change something established, just as long as it is Jazz related.

    I will start.

    Two teams diverged in a yellow mood,
    And sorry I could not follow both
    And being one fan, long I stood
    And looked on one as far as I could
    To where one won the championships;
    Then followed the other, as just as fair,
    And having perhaps the better claim,
    Because it was classy and wanted fans;
    Though as for that the passing there
    Had seasoned them really about the same,
    And both that morning unequally lay
    I walked in leaves no step had trodden black.
    Oh, I followed the classy for another day!
    Yet knowing how season leads on to season,
    I doubted if I should ever come back.
    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two teams diverged in my mind, and I-
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference
    Go Jazz
    Stop rhyming. I mean it!

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    FINE!

    Anybody got a peanut?



    Ugh, it felt like kissing my cousin.

    Not too bad.
    Quote Originally Posted by ShaggyReAL View Post
    The guy is in Reno. RENO! Give him a break.

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