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    Quote Originally Posted by TroutBum View Post
    p.p.s. Hayward bones your mom.
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes Mantooth View Post
    Fixed.
    Aren't you a school teacher? No, wait, you're friend is a school teacher right?

    Nevermind, go on with your perviness.
    #dumptruckin

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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
    Aren't you a school teacher? No, wait, you're friend is a school teacher right?

    Nevermind, go on with your perviness.
    This must explain the nation's plummeting educational system.
    :^D

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    An Ode to Devin Harris:


    Devin Harris had a chance to be a hero at the game,
    With might and fight and swagger he could really make his name.
    He followed Earl Watson who had really helped the team,
    and gave the fans who stuck around a chance to realize a dream.
    He got the ball with with the clock winding down and gave a mighty heft.
    The crowd was stunned, in disbelief, the shot was short and to the left.
    Devin Harris had a chance to be a hero at the game,
    but instead of fame and honor, all he earned is the blame.

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    ty does not have a ****in clue.

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    dark times build strong chemistry
    one cannot find it in a lakers team
    utah has the biggest mormon monastery
    would you like some whipped cream?

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    scrimmages tire
    balls on fire
    let me through the gates of hell
    a new coach to hire
    everyone's buyer
    goat should be raja bell.

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    Reviewing this thread is rather depressing
    Two years of "change", but the Jazz keep on messing
    things up
    ^^^this

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    So much depends upon
    a Butler Bulldog,
    A Stockton/Manning-esk man,
    waiting in the wings no more.
    Likes Triangle Man liked this post
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzSpazz View Post
    .
    That is irrational.
    Quote Originally Posted by ShaggyReAL View Post
    The guy is in Reno. RENO! Give him a break.

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    ode to cj mile

    there once was a man from salt lake
    that had a shot he would like to take
    he would shoot it from where he stood
    but the truth is he wasn't very good
    it would clank of the back of the iron

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jako View Post
    ode to cj mile

    there once was a man from salt lake
    that had a shot he would like to take
    he would shoot it from where he stood
    but the truth is he wasn't very good
    it would clank of the back of the iron

    giving us a headache like a jailhouse siren


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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzSpazz View Post
    The Change (an Original from JazzSpazz)

    He said they had no heart-
    only muscles
    beneath the jerseys.
    Lebron was wrong.

    Hidden in the heart
    lay the foundation
    a defense tough
    and inspiring.

    The center monster
    could tame the beast
    from the east
    blocking, changing, deflecting.

    Dallas, the eternal enigma
    caused pain and loss,
    to the talents from South Beach.
    lost forever

    Today the beast is gone
    A shadow only
    remains
    of what once was

    The Music will calm
    the players, callous
    from Dallas.
    Kings no more
    Heart's a muscle.


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    Dear Jazz,
    I have been a fan all the way back to the days of Frank.
    I have loved you when we smashed the stats,
    and defended you when we got spanked.

    I remember the days of a young, Stockton and Malone.
    When defense was actually played
    and refs didn't call every elbow that was thrown.

    And Larry H Miller kept good players happy
    and defended Salt Lake City's honor.
    When in the hell is his son going to pull his head out
    and fire Kevin O Conner?

    They say that a man named Tyrone Corbin
    is going to lead the Jazz into the future.
    Even if we get lucky and go to the finals,
    With Tyrone Corbin we are sure to get neutered.

    I understand that this year
    we are intentionally going to tank
    But history is repeating, we draft a great player or two
    and we still find a way, so that we get spanked.

    I am hoping that this time the five year plan
    is to actually win the trophy of gold.
    Because even for the most dedicated fans,
    getting send home in the first round, is sure getting old.
    You can't win a race without putting band-aids on your nipples.

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