He's ugly, he's slow, he's dumb.Originally Posted by Cyrone Torbin
He sends young boys on the run.
He smells like a dumpster that's been soaked in a turd.
The fact that nobody likes him, to him is absurd.
The kind of guy who makes guys bungholes flex
The one, the only, DWillPwnasaurusRex.
p.s. your new name sucks.
p.p.s. Hayward owns your mom.
"7,000 plus post in less than 3 years. Don't you have anything better to do? You probably live with your mommy and play with your dingle berry because you can't get a girl to go out with, let alone to lay. Go jerk off some more, dork." -- Deep Thoughts, by Eenie-Meenie
"My wife and kids would probably disagree with everything you said, except the last part." -- Deep Response, by E.J. Wells
Fixed.
Aren't you a school teacher? No, wait, you're friend is a school teacher right?
Nevermind, go on with your perviness.
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The Change (an Original from JazzSpazz)
He said they had no heart-
only muscles
beneath the jerseys.
Lebron was wrong.
Hidden in the heart
lay the foundation
a defense tough
and inspiring.
The center monster
could tame the beast
from the east
blocking, changing, deflecting.
Dallas, the eternal enigma
caused pain and loss,
to the talents from South Beach.
lost forever
Today the beast is gone
A shadow only
remains
of what once was
The Music will calm
the players, callous
from Dallas.
Kings no more
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
This must explain the nation's plummeting educational system.
Sign Scotty Hopson #powercircle
An Ode to Devin Harris:
Devin Harris had a chance to be a hero at the game,
With might and fight and swagger he could really make his name.
He followed Earl Watson who had really helped the team,
and gave the fans who stuck around a chance to realize a dream.
He got the ball with with the clock winding down and gave a mighty heft.
The crowd was stunned, in disbelief, the shot was short and to the left.
Devin Harris had a chance to be a hero at the game,
but instead of fame and honor, all he earned is the blame.
.The Touch of the J Slo’s Hand
He was battered and scarred,
And the agent thought it
hardly worth his while
To waste his time on the old veteran,
but he shopped him out with a smile.
"What am I bid, good teams", he cried,
"Who starts the bidding for me?"
"Ham sammy, ham sammy, Do I hear two?"
"Two sammies , who makes it three?"
"Three sammies once, three sammies twice, going for three,"
But, No,
From the room far back a gray headed man
Came forward and took the vet under his wing,
Then wiping the rust from the old vet
And tightening up his cuts and shots,
We watched a melody, pure and sweet
As sweet as the Jazz can be.
The music ceased and the agent
With a voice that was quiet and low,
Said "What now am I bid for this old vet?"
As he held his arm up with a ball.
"One million, one million, Do I hear two?"
"Two million, Who makes it a mid level?"
"Mid Level once, Mid Level twice,
Going and gone", said he.
The fans cheered,
But some of them cried,
"We just don't understand."
"What changed his worth?"
Swift came the reply.
"The Touch of J Slo’s Hand."
And many a player with life out of tune
All battered with jackpotting and grins
Is auctioned cheap to the thoughtless teams
Much like that old veteran
A messy cut, a dnp,
A bad game and he travels on.
He is going once, he is going twice,
He is going and almost gone.
But the J Slo comes,
And the foolish fans never can quite understand,
The worth of some grit and the change that is wrought
By the Touch of a great Coaches hand.
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
Bump
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
roses are red
violets are blue
ty does not have a ****in clue.
dark times build strong chemistry
one cannot find it in a lakers team
utah has the biggest mormon monastery
would you like some whipped cream?
scrimmages tire
balls on fire
let me through the gates of hell
a new coach to hire
everyone's buyer
goat should be raja bell.
Reviewing this thread is rather depressing
Two years of "change", but the Jazz keep on messing
things up
^^^this
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