This topic may be somewhat uncomfortable for some, but I assure you that this thread is serious. I was in the men's room near my office the other day concluding a very nice number two. As I was readying to end my endeavor, a faceless man with rather nice sandals took over the stall next to me. After relieving himself of his own corn porphyry, I took notice of his bum wiping technique. Although my observations are completely based on audible evidence, I think they are accurate. In short, the guy only reached for the toilet paper twice and cleaned himself up in a matter of seconds.
As you can imagine, I was decidedly dismayed.
My question is this, what type of technique do you guys use? I clean myself up in as complete a manner as possible, normally spending several minutes in the process, often times opting to shower later. Do most people opt for the "quick clean" like my cursory inclined counterpart, or do they practice doodie reducing diligence? I apologize for my quirky question but when I am in the bathroom, my senses amplify like I'm spiderman and I notice these things. Jazzfanz geniuses, is there a particular "cleaning" etiquette one must follow?