How many times do you wipe?

[franklin]

As an anal retentive "over the top" toilet paper roll orientation supporter and cat owner this illustration has shaken my entire world view.

Mine goes on the top shelf where the two year old can't get to it and use it as a plug, then flood the bottom floor via heater vents. Or make more car tracks that are never actually used once made. Or perform a scientific experiment to see if every square breaks apart. Or think he can wipe himself while accidentally stomping a diaper around the bathroom.

[Scat]

Depends on what I've eaten the day before.

[The Black Swordsman]

What the ****.

[Scat]

What the ****.

Exactly!