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    Quote Originally Posted by Gameface View Post
    As an anal retentive "over the top" toilet paper roll orientation supporter and cat owner this illustration has shaken my entire world view.
    Mine goes on the top shelf where the two year old can't get to it and use it as a plug, then flood the bottom floor via heater vents. Or make more car tracks that are never actually used once made. Or perform a scientific experiment to see if every square breaks apart. Or think he can wipe himself while accidentally stomping a diaper around the bathroom.


    Put some respeck in my paycheck

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    Depends on what I've eaten the day before.

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    What the ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Black Swordsman View Post
    What the ****.
    Exactly!


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    Four times.

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    Probably between 4-6 times
    Gobert is eating souls out there

    Snyder’s resting facial expression resembles that of a shiv-wielding prisoner

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    As many times as it takes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gameface View Post
    As many times as it takes.
    I don't understand why this isn't everyone's answer. It **** well should be.
    No one wants civility here.

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    I've had an ongoing debated with my friend and I'll ask the question here.

    Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
    He had made sexual advances to her in a hotel room while wearing panties and a garter belt but that she had escaped after distracting him by yanking at his toupee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by krebstaz View Post
    I've had an ongoing debated with my friend and I'll ask the question here.

    Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
    I'm a Male, and I squat when I wipe.

    Not having stood up to wipe, I don't really know for sure, but it seems as if squatting gets you a better angle when dealing with mess.
    No one wants civility here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krebstaz View Post
    I've had an ongoing debated with my friend and I'll ask the question here.

    Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
    Standing to wipe would smear my inner cheeks, taint, and crack.
    I'm a sit down wiper
    Gobert is eating souls out there

    Snyder’s resting facial expression resembles that of a shiv-wielding prisoner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gameface View Post
    As many times as it takes.
    Well ya, but for me it usually takes between 4 and 6 wipes
    Gobert is eating souls out there

    Snyder’s resting facial expression resembles that of a shiv-wielding prisoner

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    Four. No more, no less. My time is valuable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krebstaz View Post
    I've had an ongoing debated with my friend and I'll ask the question here.

    Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
    I hover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishonjazz View Post
    Standing to wipe would smear my inner cheeks, taint, and crack.
    I'm a sit down wiper
    When I was a kid I would stand. I told my mom one time and she was appalled. Told me I should sit. I gave it a go, worked well, and I've been a story sitter ever since. Thanks, mom!
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