Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 45

Thread: Testosterone levels go down when team loses

  1. #1
    Wet Noodle Gameface's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    The High Road
    Posts
    16,447
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    29491
    Rep Adjustment Power
    100

    Testosterone levels go down when team loses

    http://www.mendeley.com/research/tes...orting-events/

    Participants provided saliva samples for testosterone assay before and after the contest. In both studies, mean testosterone level increased in the fans of winning teams and decreased in the fans of losing teams. These findings suggest that watching one's heroes win or lose has physiological consequences that extend beyond changes in mood and self-esteem.
    Sorry ladies, now is not a good time.


  2. #2
    the Chief Old D'oh moevillini's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    Praying for whirled peas
    Posts
    9,516
    Mentioned
    5 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    23588
    Rep Adjustment Power
    100
    LOL!!!

    So would the conclusion be that if you're having ED problems, you should consider switching teams?

  3. #3
    Wet Noodle Gameface's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    The High Road
    Posts
    16,447
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    29491
    Rep Adjustment Power
    100
    Quote Originally Posted by moevillini View Post
    LOL!!!

    So would the conclusion be that if you're having ED problems, you should consider switching teams?
    Your team is determined more by genetics than anything else. We don't really have a choice, as Jazz fans, we were born this way.

  4. #4
    Senior Member LogGrad98's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Leipzig, Germany
    Posts
    15,041
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    36635
    Rep Adjustment Power
    100
    Well that explains the decades-long lower than normal birth rate, and subsequent baby boom, in Boston now doesn't it?
    Quote Originally Posted by ShaggyReAL View Post
    The guy is in Reno. RENO! Give him a break.
    Well, Leipzig now. But we sure do miss Reno.



    The path to heaven runs through miles of clouded hell.

  5. #5
    Senior Member fallenchicken's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Posts
    2,600
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    5596
    Rep Adjustment Power
    40
    I have to quit the jazz.


    I wish I could quit you.

  6. #6
    Senior Member candrew's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Posts
    5,106
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    9837
    Rep Adjustment Power
    56
    Quote Originally Posted by LogGrad98 View Post
    Well that explains the decades-long lower than normal birth rate, and subsequent baby boom, in Boston now doesn't it?
    actually it has more to do with all the ugly chicks in Boston.

  7. #7
    In pursuit of #9 Dr. Jones's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Posts
    59,109
    Mentioned
    63 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    93253
    Rep Adjustment Power
    100
    Quote Originally Posted by candrew View Post
    actually it has more to do with all the ugly chicks in Boston.
    this
    http://shop.donaldjtrump.com/v/vspfi...ODTRH-RD-2.jpg



    Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

  8. #8
    Senior Member LogGrad98's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Leipzig, Germany
    Posts
    15,041
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    36635
    Rep Adjustment Power
    100
    Quote Originally Posted by candrew View Post
    actually it has more to do with all the ugly chicks in Boston.
    Well you put the 2 together and it is a wonder any kids were ever born there.
    Quote Originally Posted by ShaggyReAL View Post
    The guy is in Reno. RENO! Give him a break.
    Well, Leipzig now. But we sure do miss Reno.



    The path to heaven runs through miles of clouded hell.

  9. #9
    Inconceivable Jazz Spazz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Posts
    7,887
    Mentioned
    4 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    15218
    Rep Adjustment Power
    73
    Quote Originally Posted by LogGrad98 View Post
    Well you put the 2 together and it is a wonder any kids were ever born there.
    Actually there were just quite a few trips to other places.
    Vacations, Anniversaries, Disney World, the Caribbean, El Paso, Valentines day.
    I think there were actually quite a few unsuspecting move ins.
    Coach T-1000

  10. #10
    Senior Member jazzman12's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Posts
    2,911
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    5156
    Rep Adjustment Power
    40
    If this study is true, I will consider myself lucky that my ***** has not inverted and turned itself into a ****** considering my 2 pro teams are the Utah Jazz and Miami Dolphins.

    Hell, look what being a 9er fan prior to this year did to poor old Katie MCR.

  11. #11
    Senior Member jazzman12's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Posts
    2,911
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    5156
    Rep Adjustment Power
    40
    I CANNOT believe that the medical terms for male and female anatomy get caught up in the filter.

    What a joke.

  12. #12
    Senior Member //r00t 4 Jazz's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Posts
    2,972
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    2666
    Rep Adjustment Power
    31
    Quote Originally Posted by jazzman12 View Post
    If this study is true, I will consider myself lucky that my ***** has not inverted and turned itself into a ****** considering my 2 pro teams are the Utah Jazz and Miami Dolphins.

    Hell, look what being a 9er fan prior to this year did to poor old Katie MCR.
    I think I might be a schizophrenic and you are an alternate personality the U, Jazz and Phins if you're favorite hockey team is the Pens then I'll be convinced I'm talking to myself and not even know it.

  13. #13
    Senior Member jazzman12's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Posts
    2,911
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    5156
    Rep Adjustment Power
    40
    Quote Originally Posted by //r00t 4 Jazz View Post
    I think I might be a schizophrenic and you are an alternate personality the U, Jazz and Phins if you're favorite hockey team is the Pens then I'll be convinced I'm talking to myself and not even know it.
    You are my new favorite poster. If nothing else, at least I know there's somebody out there suffering as muh as I do. I'm actually not that in to hockey, thus I don't have a favorite team, but just to complete the circle I will try to become a Pens fan....

  14. #14
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    You've been hehepeepeecaca'd
    Posts
    7,565
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    10954
    Rep Adjustment Power
    0
    I was wondering why I couldn't get it up anymore.

  15. #15
    Free at last!!! bigb's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    Outside Gobert's bedroom window...
    Posts
    7,441
    Mentioned
    7 Post(s)
    Total Rep Points
    14399
    Rep Adjustment Power
    71
    That explains why my last two kids were conceived in years the Jets went to the AFC Championship game.
    ​Gobert or go home


Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
About Us
We are a community of Utah JazzFanz that are passionate about our team. We celebrate the highs that come with last second heroics and (some of us) cry in defeat. Welcome to our community. Be respectful of others and join in to the conversation...
Join us