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    I'm Back: Toronto Raptors at Utah Jazz Wednesday, January 25th - 7 PM

    Hopefully this should be a reason why I should make game threads from time to time.

    Toronto 4-12





    Great at dodge ball. Bad at basketball.





    Against

    Utah 10-5








    Utah Jazz's Sidney Lowe


    Behold everyone, come watch and see
    How the Utah Jazz sting like a bee
    They'll dance and flutter and at times they'll kill it
    We'll scratch our heads when Boone asks, "what's a skillet?"
    The Italian guy is coming to town
    He can shoot and score, but we won't let him rebound.
    Leandro Barbosa runs like my nose
    He's fast and he's quick, but ultimately he blows.
    Demar Derozan looks like Michael Jackson from before
    Ed Davis makes Jeremy Evans look like muscle galore
    Canadians can smoke some dope with GVC
    But when all is said and done, the Raptors drink pee.
    Keys to the game:

    Convince Toronto into trading Jose for Devin.



    Go Jazz
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    I just died on the CJ picture. Props.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Thriller View Post
    I like what the thunder are doing. If the Jazz blow monkey chunks tomorrow and draft Hayward with the #9 I won't be too disappointed since I can easily shift my loyalties to a franchise that cares about winning the big one.
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    Good god, Hantlers couldn't have said it any better. What is happening to my world.
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    Dakari Johnson will be the best center in college this year (not the best NBA potential).

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    I'll admit, I was skeptical at first. I was leaning toward a let down with those pathetic first couple of pictures, but the Chucker picture along with the poem saved the day. +13 Archibald, well done.
    http://mysteryoftheinquity.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/goodvsevil2.jpg

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    Utah's Enes Kanter

    Matt's hair is like unto Porter Rockwells'. If he doesn't cut it, the Jazz won't blow.

    Alec Burks in college.






    Last edited by Archie Moses; 01-22-2012 at 01:11 AM.
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    I posted the wrong picture of Sidney Lowe. My bad.


    http://jazzfanz.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=3&dateline=1372802642

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    Good lord can that man rock a bowtie!
    Hate You Can Trust

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    We lose to these clowns....we can slit our throats and be done with it!

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    Hayward should be fun to watch
    ___#! Rudy Fan___
    [size/HUGE] RUDY [/size]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Moses View Post
    Hopefully this should be a reason why I should make game threads from time to time.

    ...

    Toronto 4-12
    Keys to the game:

    Convince Toronto into trading Jose for Devin.

    Go Jazz
    Nice OP, hoser.
    Someone asked if a center can still be a difference-maker in today's NBA, and Shaq said, "No. Not shooting jumpers."
    http://www.cbssports.com/nba/story/1...nant-bigs-done

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    Sidney Lowe is one snappy dresser.

    Maybe we can convince them to take Harris and leave Calderon while they are here?

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    Three days off. I'd love to see the young guys putting in a lot of extra time on days like these.

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    This does seem to be a game we might drop over the last few years, but I like the fact that we are only losing to good teams this year much better. Let's keep it going.

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    The Jazz disappointed me with their lack of defensive attitude in starting quarters. They should come out and destroy Il Mago-less Raptors (I do not know if he comes back until Wed.) who will be playing 2nd game of a b2b. Contain DeRozan and limit easy baskets for Barbosa, match the energy of their young, inexperienced bigmen on boards = blowout. The new coach of Raptors seems to take a lot of pride in defense and his team has shown improvement on defense compared to previous years.

    And, lastly, I do not aprrove of a trade for Jose -the Matador- Calderon. If the Jazz are aiming at playoffs or a PG who can score and create within a structured offense, Jose is not the answer. No D, no playoff experience, no toughness, no major upgrade over Harris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Moses View Post
    I posted the wrong picture of Sidney Lowe. My bad.


    Suge Knight of basketball.

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    What if Millsap did this to the raptors?


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