Behold everyone, come watch and see
How the Utah Jazz sting like a bee
They'll dance and flutter and at times they'll kill it
We'll scratch our heads when Boone asks, "what's a skillet?"
The Italian guy is coming to town
He can shoot and score, but we won't let him rebound.
Leandro Barbosa runs like my nose
He's fast and he's quick, but ultimately he blows.
Demar Derozan looks like Michael Jackson from before
Ed Davis makes Jeremy Evans look like muscle galore
Canadians can smoke some dope with GVC
But when all is said and done, the Raptors drink pee.