I have no idea where this came from, but I saw it on numerous places on teh interwebs and thought it was hilarious, had to post it:
And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?"
They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed."
And Jesus replied, "What?"
Proving conclusively that a lot of theologians are useless and have no concept of actual life.