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The Church of Jarrell Brantley

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JazzMan4Life said:
I think it's "Jesus' pimp" BTW, and the God killer does not exist. Some say The Alphabet is the slayer you seek, but those who preach those words are false prophets.
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Check my new thread bro.
 
If this **** is cool then my **** is cool too.
 
dalamon said:
More Jarrell today, blessed be his name
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Church sucks. Love you dalamon, I do. But for such a clever and genuinely funny person you have the worst nicknames and the like for players ever. Trans DF Express? Damn. Church of (name of obscure player)? Find a new church, or better yet, stop going to church. Church sucks.

These are basketball players. None of them are Jesus, none of them are God, none of them need a church to worship them. I'm not religious, but I'm pretty sure you're blaspheming by attributing holy status to all these scrubs. If it was funny I'd give it a pass, but it's not. It's played out hard. Played all the way out. Like if this was a tube of toothpaste, even if you had that key thing to squeeze the last little drop out, there wouldn't be anymore toothpaste. The tube is empty and you are getting cavities.
 
Gameface said:
Church sucks. Love you dalamon, I do. But for such a clever and genuinely funny person you have the worst nicknames and the like for players ever. Trans DF Express? Damn. Church of (name of obscure player)? Find a new church, or better yet, stop going to church. Church sucks.

These are basketball players. None of them are Jesus, none of them are God, none of them need a church to worship them. I'm not religious, but I'm pretty sure you're blaspheming by attributing holy status to all these scrubs. If it was funny I'd give it a pass, but it's not. It's played out hard. Played all the way out. Like if this was a tube of toothpaste, even if you had that key thing to squeeze the last little drop out, there wouldn't be anymore toothpaste. The tube is empty and you are getting cavities.
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You cut the tube open and dip your toothbrush in it.

I’m going to go burn a Jarrell Brantley prayer candle.
 
Gameface said:
Church sucks. Love you dalamon, I do. But for such a clever and genuinely funny person you have the worst nicknames and the like for players ever. Trans DF Express? Damn. Church of (name of obscure player)? Find a new church, or better yet, stop going to church. Church sucks.

These are basketball players. None of them are Jesus, none of them are God, none of them need a church to worship them. I'm not religious, but I'm pretty sure you're blaspheming by attributing holy status to all these scrubs. If it was funny I'd give it a pass, but it's not. It's played out hard. Played all the way out. Like if this was a tube of toothpaste, even if you had that key thing to squeeze the last little drop out, there wouldn't be anymore toothpaste. The tube is empty and you are getting cavities.
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Hey, I get it. You’re not a fan of religion. I’m not either really. But you could respect it or those as devout and pious as dala.
 
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Wes Mantooth said:
Hey, I get it. You’re not a fan of religion. I’m not either really. But you could respect it or at those as devout and pious as a dala.
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I think Dala is the one mocking religion.
 
Gameface said:
Church sucks. Love you dalamon, I do. But for such a clever and genuinely funny person you have the worst nicknames and the like for players ever. Trans DF Express? Damn. Church of (name of obscure player)? Find a new church, or better yet, stop going to church. Church sucks.

These are basketball players. None of them are Jesus, none of them are God, none of them need a church to worship them. I'm not religious, but I'm pretty sure you're blaspheming by attributing holy status to all these scrubs. If it was funny I'd give it a pass, but it's not. It's played out hard. Played all the way out. Like if this was a tube of toothpaste, even if you had that key thing to squeeze the last little drop out, there wouldn't be anymore toothpaste. The tube is empty and you are getting cavities.
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Where was this animosity when hotttnickkk was doing far worse?
 
NAOS said:
Where was this animosity when hotttnickkk was doing far worse?
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I don't know. I can't really justify myself on that one. Maybe it's a result of expectations based on the poster.
 
Wes Mantooth said:
Hey, I get it. You’re not a fan of religion. I’m not either really. But you could respect it or those as devout and pious as dala.
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And just to clarify, I said church sucks, not religion. I mean I'm not saying I'm a fan of religion at all, but there's a difference between church and religion and everything I know about church is that you sit there getting someone's interpretation of religion told to you. I'm sure people enjoy the community aspects when they're in certain stages of their life, but it sounds pretty sucky in general.
 
At this point I’m willing to say that Jarrell Brantley is above league average in terms of playmaking for forwards on the break— if our halfcourt isn’t cutting it I wish they’d play him Bradley’s minutes.
 
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