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How Much Do You Fear December 26th 2019?

I see you folks are not taking my post or Melo seriously.

My post is serious. I went to the Knicks vs Jazz game at the Garden on January 20th 2016. Melo The Jazz Killer put up 30 in the blink of an eye against you. Not one of your players could stop Melo. Not Hayward, Trey Lyles, Trey Burke, Trevor Booker, Rodney Hood, Neto, Jeff Withey...not one Jazz player could stop Melo The Jazz Killer. We beat the Holy Hell out of the Jazz and it was all because of Melo. He is a Jazz killer. You couldn't stop him on January 20th 2016, what makes you think you can stop him on December 26th 2019? You will soon be facing Melo The Jazz Killer on December 26th. I ask again -- how afraid are you?
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
I see you folks are not taking my post or Melo seriously.

My post is serious. I went to the Knicks vs Jazz game at the Garden on January 20th 2016. Melo The Jazz Killer put up 30 in the blink of an eye against you. Not one of your players could stop Melo. Not Hayward, Trey Lyles, Trey Burke, Trevor Booker, Rodney Hood, Neto, Jeff Withey...not one Jazz player could stop Melo The Jazz Killer. We beat the Holy Hell out of the Jazz and it was all because of Melo. He is a Jazz killer. You couldn't stop him on January 20th 2016, what makes you think you can stop him on December 26th 2019? You will soon be facing Melo The Jazz Killer on December 26th. I ask again -- how afraid are you?
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MeloTheJazzKiller said:
I see you folks are not taking my post or Melo seriously.

My post is serious. I went to the Knicks vs Jazz game at the Garden on January 20th 2016. Melo The Jazz Killer put up 30 in the blink of an eye against you. Not one of your players could stop Melo. Not Hayward, Trey Lyles, Trey Burke, Trevor Booker, Rodney Hood, Neto, Jeff Withey...not one Jazz player could stop Melo The Jazz Killer. We beat the Holy Hell out of the Jazz and it was all because of Melo. He is a Jazz killer. You couldn't stop him on January 20th 2016, what makes you think you can stop him on December 26th 2019? You will soon be facing Melo The Jazz Killer on December 26th. I ask again -- how afraid are you?
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Good thing none of those players are on the team anymore.
 
Gameface said:
Good thing none of those players are on the team anymore.
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It's the jersey. Every sports fan knows its the jersey. The New York Yankees have won 27 Championships. Name one guy that was involved in all 27. It's the jersey that matters, not the players.

Melo is a Jazz killer. That's his nickname. That's what he does. I saw him kill the Jazz on January 20th 2016. He is a Jazz killer. That's what he will do on December 26th 2019.
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
It's the jersey. Every sports fan knows its the jersey. The New York Yankees have won 27 Championships. Name one guy that was involved in all 27. It's the jersey that matters, not the players.

Melo is a Jazz killer. That's his nickname. That's what he does. I saw him kill the Jazz on January 20th 2016. He is a Jazz killer. That's what he will do on December 26th 2019.
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If it's the jersey Melo better worry about going home with all his teeth.
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
As you know Melo the Jazz killer is back in the league with Portland and will be playing the Utah Jazz on December 26th 2019.

Using the scale below tell us exactly how much you fear facing Melo on December 26th 2019?

1. It's going to be bad for the Jazz, and I am very afraid
2. The game against Melo on December 26th is making me so afraid, I will not be able to enjoy Christmas on December 25th. ​
3. The December 26th game against Melo the Jazz killer is going to be a game I will not watch because I am afraid of how much Melo will kill us
4. I have stopped being a Jazz fan because I am afraid and don't think I can handle the humiliation Melo will hand the Jazz on December 26th

1, 2, 3, or 4? How severe is your fear of Melo the Jazz killer and the Jazz game against him on December 26th 2019?
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You are my favorite troll of all time. Your posts make me smile. I loved your four point scale.
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
It's the jersey. Every sports fan knows its the jersey. The New York Yankees have won 27 Championships. Name one guy that was involved in all 27. It's the jersey that matters, not the players.

Melo is a Jazz killer. That's his nickname. That's what he does. I saw him kill the Jazz on January 20th 2016. He is a Jazz killer. That's what he will do on December 26th 2019.
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That explains Golden State's... checks standings... 2-11 record.

Anyway, if it's the jersey that matters, not the players, why are you talking about Carmelo? Is he a jersey?
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
I see you folks are not taking my post or Melo seriously.

My post is serious. I went to the Knicks vs Jazz game at the Garden on January 20th 2016. Melo The Jazz Killer put up 30 in the blink of an eye against you. Not one of your players could stop Melo. Not Hayward, Trey Lyles, Trey Burke, Trevor Booker, Rodney Hood, Neto, Jeff Withey...not one Jazz player could stop Melo The Jazz Killer. We beat the Holy Hell out of the Jazz and it was all because of Melo. He is a Jazz killer. You couldn't stop him on January 20th 2016, what makes you think you can stop him on December 26th 2019? You will soon be facing Melo The Jazz Killer on December 26th. I ask again -- how afraid are you?
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I watched the game on December 9, 2015 against the jazz. Carmelo scored 12 points on 27% shooting and his team lost to the jazz by 20. This game was the truth of the paper man. Are you scared yet? How scared are you for Carmelo to score 11 points on 25% shooting? 4 years older, 4 years slower, 4 years dumber, if that's possible.

I watched the game on March 22, 2017, when Carmelo scored 16 points on 38% shooting as his team lost to the jazz again.

But on November 6, 2016 he did score 28 against the jazz...as his team lost again.

And do you remember when Carmelo scored 11 points per game, including a 7 point stinker in the series clinching game, as the jazz knocked Carmelo and his team out of the playoffs?

So the real question is, how scared is Carmelo to play the jazz, who have obviously owned him when the game mattered.

The answer is very. Very scared. Mello is terrified and will probably sit out the game against the jazz so he doesn't embarrass himself or his team.

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gandalfe said:
Anyway, if it's the jersey that matters, not the players, why are you talking about Carmelo?
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Uhh, take a look at the jersey Melo is wearing in the picture below. The NEW YORK on it means Knicks. Once a Knick, always a Knick, always a legend, always a Jazz killer.

Oh, and by the way, this is Melo doing what he does best - killing the Jazz. That's Melo blowing by a Jazz player and getting his 30th point of the game. Game was only 2 minutes 12 seconds into the first quarter and Melo already had 30.

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LogGrad98 said:
I watched the game on December 9, 2015 against the jazz. Carmelo scored 12 points on 27% shooting and his team lost to the jazz by 20. This game was the truth of the paper man. Are you scared yet? How scared are you for Carmelo to score 11 points on 25% shooting? 4 years older, 4 years slower, 4 years dumber, if that's possible.

I watched the game on March 22, 2017, when Carmelo scored 16 points on 38% shooting as his team lost to the jazz again.

But on November 6, 2016 he did score 28 against the jazz...as his team lost again.

And do you remember when Carmelo scored 11 points per game, including a 7 point stinker in the series clinching game, as the jazz knocked Carmelo and his team out of the playoffs?

So the real question is, how scared is Carmelo to play the jazz, who have obviously owned him when the game mattered.

The answer is very. Very scared. Mello is terrified and will probably sit out the game against the jazz so he doesn't embarrass himself or his team.
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Uhh, you do realize Melo was not 100% those games. Pulled his hammy.

And I see you conveniently left off the January 20th 2016 game in which Melo torched the Jazz for 30 in the blink of an eye. Your long post is meaningless because you don't want to face and include truths.
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
Uhh, take a look at the jersey Melo is wearing in the picture below. The NEW YORK on it means Knicks. Once a Knick, always a Knick, always a legend, always a Jazz killer.

Oh, and by the way, this is Melo doing what he does best - killing the Jazz. That's Melo blowing by a Jazz player and getting his 30th point of the game. Game was only 2 minutes 12 seconds into the first quarter and Melo already had 30.

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Man, I woke up at 3am in a cold sweat.. No, I wasn't thinking about the world coming to an end in 10-12 years because of climate change. Something much sooner, much more terrifying, the next time we play the Blazers..

Dame Time and Mccollum have been a pretty dangerous one-two punch to the jazz's throat the past couple years but now with "The jazz killer" taking some of their shots away, were doomed.
 
Starting lineup for Blazers tonight....

MELO!

Yup, Melo the Jazz Killer hasn't played a b-ball game in decades and guess what? His first game back he is put right in the starting lineup. The guy is that great.

Hey, Jazz fans, be afraid. Be very afraid about December 26th 2019. If he's great enough to start his first game, just imagine how great he will be by December 26th. You Jazz are finished before that game even started.
 
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