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We need to laugh at times like these. Sorry, Dante, maybe this will make you mad and we won't have to laugh at you any longer.
 
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Do you have to mentally vomit every thought that drips into your bird brain? I'm sure that this is one that slipped through the cracks of a secure foundation of genius, game changing ideas.
 
dude you need lesson in chicken sexing. Your video shows hen, not the rooster.
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You might be right about the hen ... I couldn't find a good one of a rooster just jerking along, and this one works, but I think it's a hen and not a rooster. But that's besides the point. Calling Dante a rooster rather than a hen is more complimentary given his soft reputation.
 
The .gif actually makes Dante look like an amazing athlete. The opposite you were going for I think.
 
Ostertag>Duncan said:
The .gif actually makes Dante look like an amazing athlete. The opposite you were going for I think.
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I wasn't trying to imply that Dante isn't a good athlete. I have never indicated that. It's the way he carries himself, with his butt out and his neck slightly perpendicular to his torso so that he appears to move like a rooster and shoot his outside shot like a rooster might if it had arms to do so. His speed has never been questioned by anyone. There are other factors that have hurt his NBA career.

 
I still prefer to call him “Finger Guns” since that had been his hand position of choice back when he used to actually see playing time.
 
I was at the game tonight and when I mentioned that Dante's gait and body movements were like a rooster, they agreed. Don't understand how you guys can't see that. And he sure looked awful out there, too.
 
Lakers_Slapper said:
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Do you have to mentally vomit every thought that drips into your bird brain? I'm sure that this is one that slipped through the cracks of a secure foundation of genius, game changing ideas.
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This is coming from the guy that said a woman was just crying wolf when she said she was raped

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I always thought that dante's face looked like a deer and that also signifies that he isn't very strong
 
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