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Feeding Gobert is like paying tithing

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Yes, Portland’s defense sucked and you won’t drop 20+ every night, but you see the overall effect this has on the rest of the game. It’s easy to do when times are plentiful, but the real test is when say that logically it makes no sense. You have $3k/mo after taxes and your mortgage is $1.5k, car and gas $400/mo, food and whatnot… all totaling more than $3k. Makes no logical sense to pay… but somehow you do it and it does.

Will a brother rob Gobert? Yet ye have robbed him. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed him? In passes and in lobs. Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed him, even all Jazz nation. Bring ye all the lobs into Larry’s house, that there may be Ws in his house, and prove me now herewith, saith Gobert of hosts, if I will not open you the space on the floor, and pass you out open threes, that there shall not be minutes enough to shoot them all.
 
Yes, Portland’s defense sucked and you won’t drop 20+ every night, but you see the overall effect this has on the rest of the game. It’s easy to do when times are plentiful, but the real test is when say that logically it makes no sense. You have $3k/mo after taxes and your mortgage is $1.5k, car and gas $400/mo, food and whatnot… all totaling more than $3k. Makes no logical sense to pay… but somehow you do it and it does.

Will a brother rob Gobert? Yet ye have robbed him. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed him? In passes and in lobs. Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed him, even all Jazz nation. Bring ye all the lobs into Larry’s house, that there may be Ws in his house, and prove me now herewith, saith Gobert of hosts, if I will not open you the space on the floor, and pass you out open threes, that there shall not be minutes enough to shoot them all.
As with tithing it’s important you feed gobert that post up first… you don’t want to be there end of the game and having to run a Rudy post up for the game.
 
And just as the church used it’s tithing payers to gobble up $100 Billion in real estate assets, will Gobert use his to gobble up baskets or will he gobble up turnovers and awkward turnarounds?
 
And just as the church used it’s tithing payers to gobble up $100 Billion in real estate assets, will Gobert use his to gobble up baskets or will he gobble up turnovers and awkward turnarounds?
Well last night it was what, 9 dunks? So, yeah.
 
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