Now We Must Trust the Sith Lord

Handlogten's Heros · Apr 29, 2022

Look... I know Ryan and Dwayne ain't gonna push to trade Donovan. I doubt Don will come out with a straight trade request that he can't be talked out of... but this is where we will need to trust Danny "The Sith Lord" to do the evil groundwork to blow this thing up.

Danny is someone I loathe... much like the Sith Lord... but he is the right guy for this task. Danny is unafraid to trade guys the fans and organizations are attached to...

1- Traded Kendrick Perkins to get a young wing when Perk was a leader of that team.
2- Traded IT cuz he knew he was broken after using him to recruit Gordon and also after he had an emotional run in the playoffs.
3- Traded KG and Pierce who won a title as Celtics once they started to age.
4- Used Sith Lord powers to convince Kevin Mchale to trade KG for the poo poo platter.
5- Trade Joe Ingles for some pennies.

He will need to convince Ryan of the Dark Side of the Force... but he will eventually blow this thing up. He gives zero ***** about your feelings let alone an AS game... Unfortunately he is the right man for this task and we are all now members of the evil empire.

NUMBERICA · Apr 29, 2022

Handlogten's Heros said:
Look... I know Ryan and Dwayne ain't gonna push to trade Donovan. I doubt Don will come out with a straight trade request that he can't be talked out of... but this is where we will need to trust Danny "The Sith Lord" to do the evil groundwork to blow this thing up.

Danny is someone I loathe... much like the Sith Lord... but he is the right guy for this task. Danny is unafraid to trade guys the fans and organizations are attached to...

1- Traded Kendrick Perkins to get a young wing when Perk was a leader of that team.
2- Traded IT cuz he knew he was broken after using him to recruit Gordon and also after he had an emotional run in the playoffs.
3- Traded KG and Pierce who won a title as Celtics once they started to age.
4- Used Sith Lord powers to convince Kevin Mchale to trade KG for the poo poo platter.
5- Trade Joe Ingles for some pennies.

He will need to convince Ryan of the Dark Side of the Force... but he will eventually blow this thing up. He gives zero ***** about your feelings let alone an AS game... Unfortunately he is the right man for this task and we are all now members of the evil empire.

6 - traded Antoine Walker in his first year on the job
7 - by all accounts nearly traded Pierce for the 3rd pick in 2005, but somehow the Jazz got it
8 - traded back from #1 in 2017

infection · Apr 29, 2022

Handlogten's Heros said:
Look... I know Ryan and Dwayne ain't gonna push to trade Donovan. I doubt Don will come out with a straight trade request that he can't be talked out of... but this is where we will need to trust Danny "The Sith Lord" to do the evil groundwork to blow this thing up.

Danny is someone I loathe... much like the Sith Lord... but he is the right guy for this task. Danny is unafraid to trade guys the fans and organizations are attached to...

1- Traded Kendrick Perkins to get a young wing when Perk was a leader of that team.
2- Traded IT cuz he knew he was broken after using him to recruit Gordon and also after he had an emotional run in the playoffs.
3- Traded KG and Pierce who won a title as Celtics once they started to age.
4- Used Sith Lord powers to convince Kevin Mchale to trade KG for the poo poo platter.
5- Trade Joe Ingles for some pennies.

He will need to convince Ryan of the Dark Side of the Force... but he will eventually blow this thing up. He gives zero ***** about your feelings let alone an AS game... Unfortunately he is the right man for this task and we are all now members of the evil empire.

NUMBERICA said:
6 - traded Antoine Walker in his first year on the job
7 - by all accounts nearly traded Pierce for the 3rd pick in 2005, but somehow the Jazz got it
8 - traded back from #1 in 2017

9. Traded Jae Crowder on the day his mom died.

Handlogten's Heros · Apr 29, 2022

NUMBERICA said:
6 - traded Antoine Walker in his first year on the job
7 - by all accounts nearly traded Pierce for the 3rd pick in 2005, but somehow the Jazz got it
8 - traded back from #1 in 2017

He also got a read that Philly was going to select Thybulle and picked him right before to get a really valuable second rounder. The guy he picked wasn't great (Carsen Edwards)... but still. He is ruthless.

Handlogten's Heros · Apr 29, 2022

infection said:
9. Traded Jae Crowder on the day his mom died.

10. Ordered 10 boxes of Samoas and then took the cookies and wrote a bad check. The Girl Scout was his granddaughter.

Peter Effin' Parker · Apr 29, 2022

Handlogten's Heros said:
10. Ordered 10 boxes of Samoas and then took the cookies and wrote a bad check. The Girl Scout was his granddaughter.

11. Referred to his ancestral home as "that old dump" to keep his family off the scent of the Spanish doubloons buried in the basement. Burned it down. Traded doubloons for bitcoin.

Avery · Apr 29, 2022

12. Killed my father with ricin sent through US post, but fast shipping, A++++ seller.

David Hume · Apr 29, 2022

Handlogten's Heros · Apr 29, 2022

David Hume said:
View attachment 12041 View attachment 12042

NUMBERICA · Apr 29, 2022

Handlogten's Heros said:
View attachment 12043

Did somebody deep-fake Ainge in there or did a resemblance actually shine through here?

Thee Idiotic Minivan K · Apr 29, 2022

Handlogten's Heros said:
Look... I know Ryan and Dwayne ain't gonna push to trade Donovan. I doubt Don will come out with a straight trade request that he can't be talked out of... but this is where we will need to trust Danny "The Sith Lord" to do the evil groundwork to blow this thing up.

Danny is someone I loathe... much like the Sith Lord... but he is the right guy for this task. Danny is unafraid to trade guys the fans and organizations are attached to...

1- Traded Kendrick Perkins to get a young wing when Perk was a leader of that team.
2- Traded IT cuz he knew he was broken after using him to recruit Gordon and also after he had an emotional run in the playoffs.
3- Traded KG and Pierce who won a title as Celtics once they started to age.
4- Used Sith Lord powers to convince Kevin Mchale to trade KG for the poo poo platter.
5- Trade Joe Ingles for some pennies.

He will need to convince Ryan of the Dark Side of the Force... but he will eventually blow this thing up. He gives zero ***** about your feelings let alone an AS game... Unfortunately he is the right man for this task and we are all now members of the evil empire.

I would trust a Sith Lord long before I trusted a Jedi. Jedi are dumb

Thee Idiotic Minivan K · Apr 29, 2022

Handlogten's Heros said:
10. Ordered 10 boxes of Samoas and then took the cookies and wrote a bad check. The Girl Scout was his granddaughter.

Hey man!! Those samoas are ****ing good!! If I didn’t have money, I’d do the same thing. That’s justified. Idiot!!

The Jazz Wonderbra · Apr 29, 2022

Handlogten's Heros said:
View attachment 12043

That is the GIF of the summer for the Jazz right there folks!

Handlogten's Heros · Apr 30, 2022

NUMBERICA said:
Did somebody deep-fake Ainge in there or did a resemblance actually shine through here?

It’s an app i use

Rubashov · Apr 30, 2022

Handlogten's Heros said:
Look... I know Ryan and Dwayne ain't gonna push to trade Donovan. I doubt Don will come out with a straight trade request that he can't be talked out of... but this is where we will need to trust Danny "The Sith Lord" to do the evil groundwork to blow this thing up.

Danny is someone I loathe... much like the Sith Lord... but he is the right guy for this task. Danny is unafraid to trade guys the fans and organizations are attached to...

1- Traded Kendrick Perkins to get a young wing when Perk was a leader of that team.
2- Traded IT cuz he knew he was broken after using him to recruit Gordon and also after he had an emotional run in the playoffs.
3- Traded KG and Pierce who won a title as Celtics once they started to age.
4- Used Sith Lord powers to convince Kevin Mchale to trade KG for the poo poo platter.
5- Trade Joe Ingles for some pennies.

He will need to convince Ryan of the Dark Side of the Force... but he will eventually blow this thing up. He gives zero ***** about your feelings let alone an AS game... Unfortunately he is the right man for this task and we are all now members of the evil empire.

I've always supported evil empires and i always will.

The Fresh Prince · Apr 30, 2022

dong2ha · Apr 30, 2022

infection said:
9. Traded Jae Crowder on the day his mom died.

This real? Jesus

Sent from my SM-G977N using JazzFanz mobile app

infection · Apr 30, 2022

dong2ha said:
This real? Jesus

Sent from my SM-G977N using JazzFanz mobile app

Yes, though it was right after he found out he was traded that she died.

Handlogten's Heros · Apr 30, 2022

infection said:
Yes, though it was right after he found out he was traded that she died.

I heard Danny pulled the plug then said in his best Donald Trump voice “you’re traded”

Now We Must Trust the Sith Lord

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Premium Jazz Fan

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Share this page