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Danny Ainge: American Gangster

seattlejazzfan said:
looks like ainge may have overplayed his hand this time.

remains to be seen whose leverage increases and which side gets desperate if this goes into the season.
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The jazz dont have to trade Donovan. They can keep him around for a rebuild. Meanwhile knicks need to make moves to keep up with a competitive eastern conference.
 
prodigy said:
The jazz dont have to trade Donovan. They can keep him around for a rebuild. Meanwhile knicks need to make moves to keep up with a competitive eastern conference.
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no, they have to trade him. this is really shaping up to be the year to tank. don't want to keep him around and win 35 games when you could win 20 and get a top 4 pick. it's time to fully commit to the tank.
 
Danny calls NY:

"What an unfortunate coincidence that all these rumours about Donovan leaked today, and you have that Jalen Brunson press conference tomorrow. A day you should be celebrating, and instead all the media pestering you about Donovan. Brunson is probably insulted. How embarrassing....."
 
Meanwhile, NY GM calls Orlando GM:. "Please, we just need a few picks for something we are working on ..we will give you RJ Barrett for 2 protected firsts, ..."

Orlando GM:. "<nervous laughter>. Hehe, well here's the thing, about Barrett. We have 5,000 hours of scouting tape on Barrett, reports from Private Investigators on every member of his family, we interviewed every teacher and coach he ever had. We have a complete medical report with interviews of 17 doctors, 4 Psychologists. We even interviewed the clerk that sold his mom the pregnancy test. But word is Danny Ainge don't want Barrett. We don't know why, but we remember Markel Fultz.

Nah we have no interest in Barrett.
 
Hearsky said:

Ainge about to give the Knicks the Mario Elie treatment.
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I'm sorry, but that is ****ing hilarious.

In high school I was waiting for an inbound pass, and they were pressuring so I ended up maybe half the court away on the sideline, and the guy throwing it put some speed on it to get it to me and beaned the ref right in the head. The dude just went down like a sack of wheat. funniest damn thing I ever saw.
 
LogGrad98 said:
I'm sorry, but that is ****ing hilarious.

In high school I was waiting for an inbound pass, and they were pressuring so I ended up maybe half the court away on the sideline, and the guy throwing it put some speed on it to get it to me and beaned the ref right in the head. The dude just went down like a sack of wheat. funniest damn thing I ever saw.
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Yeah but knowing Danny Choirboy the way we do, is there any doubt that the bean was not unintentional?
 
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