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With 8 days left, SPEAKING THE #1 PICK INTO EXISTENCE!!! No churro talk allowed

My brothers and sisters I must ask you this question.
The churro does not predate the years of Corbin. Nor did it further our playoff hopes under Snyder.
Is the churro our saviour or simply a curse upon this great franchise?
 
The other day, after working for 18 hours, I was driving home a little tired and got in an accident. When I got home my wife wouldn't talk to me because she was mad I didn't call her to pick me up. I tried to get some sleep, but two hours later I had to get up because both my dog and kid were sick. On my way to take the dog to the vet I got a flat tire. The dog was a foster dog that I had fallen in love with and the vet at the shelter said he had to stay there, so I had to say goodbye to him. When I got home our basement was flooded.

To top it off, when I logged in to Jazzfanz that night, nobody had liked or commented on my extremely witty post I had written earlier. That's when I knew it was a bad day.
 
The NBA needs to give the Jazz the first pick in the draft because we deserve it.

First of all, we are one of the few teams to have never selected a first pick. Our only pick we should have received would have been Magic Johnson.

Secondly, we continue to help large market money making machines for the NBA. We allowed the GSW to get Andre Iguadala to start their dynasty and have now helped the Lakers turn their season around and get in to the playoffs.

Thirdly we have played our part for so long as the leagues Washington Generals. We gave Jordan some of his greatest moments. Allowed Kobe to go crazy on us in his final game. As recently as a year ago we gave every team in the league the thrill of their lives by giving up double digit comebacks against us.

NBA we deserve this.
 
SoberasHotRod said:
The other day, after working for 18 hours, I was driving home a little tired and got in an accident. When I got home my wife wouldn't talk to me because she was mad I didn't call her to pick me up. I tried to get some sleep, but two hours later I had to get up because both my dog and kid were sick. On my way to take the dog to the vet I got a flat tire. The dog was a foster dog that I had fallen in love with and the vet at the shelter said he had to stay there, so I had to say goodbye to him. When I got home our basement was flooded.

To top it off, when I logged in to Jazzfanz that night, nobody had liked or commented on my extremely witty post I had written earlier. That's when I knew it was a bad day.
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Oof that’s a bad day… thank you for your sacrifice
 
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Everyone get in here, we manifesting Wemby to the Jazz.
 
One thing that’s nice is there doesn’t appear to be any huge market team that they’d have a strong preference toward rewarding in the lottery. Any place in a bigger market have embarrassed the league with tanking recently (Dallas, Houston) while we’ve been playing by the rules. Maybe Orlando gets rewarded.

Though I guess I don’t know on if there are conditions on that Chicago pick that goes to Orlando, if it reverts to Chicago if it jumps.

ETA: looks like Chicago keeps their pick if it’s top 4.
 
SoberasHotRod said:
I will go on a basketball fast for the next 8 days. I could probably do a shaving fast as well.

What are you willing to sacrifice to the basketball gods for the #1 pick?
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Thy unrestrained verbiage centered on a generalized, inflationary metaphysics replete with sentient churros and other vestiges of Medieval superstition bespeaks of an era long superseded by The Enlightenment. Forward Jazz! Reason! Empiricism! Secure Wemby through the proper operation of cause and effect!
 
default said:
not as good as #1 but I would be very happy still
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I had a dream that the Jazz traded a bunch of players and picks to the Lakers for one potential FRP to make them better and in exchange Silver gifted us the #2 pick. So if it comes to fruition I guess I am officially Nostradumbass.

I can also float in my dreams. It is great for blocking shots, but I find I have a hard time getting back to the ground after I start floating. I have some pretty weird dreams...
 
David Stern said:
Any non-#1 pick energy in this thread should lead to immediate suspension. TIA to the mods out there, you’re the real MVPs

Buckle up bitches, we’re landing #1 overall
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But tis political correctness, which is antithetical to values in both the colonies and England.
 
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