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Pick 3 people from the Jazz, past or present, you'd like to have dinner with.

jope said:
You must have a big bed to fit your mom AND your sisters in with you

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Lol
 
Gotta be Sloan, Stock, Mailman.

If I could only choose one it'd for sure be Sloan.

I bet he's freaking awesome to hang out with if he doesn't think Youre a d bag.

"I tell you about the time I whipped that dumb sumbitch Giricek's *** in practice?"

Not yet Jerry, pls continue.


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UGLI baby said:
Gotta be Sloan, Stock, Mailman.

If I could only choose one it'd for sure be Sloan.

I bet he's freaking awesome to hang out with if he doesn't think Youre a d bag.

"I tell you about the time I whipped that dumb sumbitch Giricek's *** in practice?"

Not yet Jerry, pls continue.


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I met jerry sloan once long ago and told him that I love what he is doing with the team but I asked him why girisuck was playing more than deshawn stevenson.

In typical sloan fashion he said "deshawn needs to earn his time in the floor".

I met him in the fanzz store under the delta center..... he was buying christmas presents for his grandkids
 
I may have chosen Kevin O'Connor but I'm afraid every time I'd ask him a question, he'd say "No Comment."

AS for Sloan, he'd just stare me down and shout, "what kind of %^$#@ question was that? Just sit down in your $%#@&* chair and don't say a word, you %^&$#@ rookie. You've haven't earned the %^$#@! right to join in this ^&%$#@ conversation.

Frank Layden might be funny, but I'd have to watch my food the entire time. In fact, I'd probably get stabbed in the arm by his fork as he reached over to steal something off my plate.
 
Definitely not KOC. Can you imagine the dinner conversation?

"So tell me about yourself, Kevin."

"No comment."

"Uhh...what?"

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PKM said:
I thought the same when I posted it. However, it depends on the conversation at dinner. If things are open and free-flowing, I may rather have dinner with Dennis Lindsey and discuss all the behind-the-scenes strategy. I'd find that more interesting than hearing Karl tell story after story about this play or that play. And I have zero hero worship, so that doesn't come into play.
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Calipari anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
 
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Bobby Williams, Torry Ellis and Rusty LaRue. (Luther Wright and Billy "The Whopper" Paultz as alternates)
 
Easily Antoine Carr because he would know where the good restaurants were. When they used to do training camp in St. George. My friends and I saw him driving down Bluff Street. For kicks we followed him to see where he was going. He pulled into that Nikko's Greek burger place (not sure if it is still there.) Seemed kind of random for an NBA guy. We didn't follow him in because that would be straight up stalking, but we ate there shortly afterward, and the Big Dog had it right.
 
fishonjazz said:
I met jerry sloan once long ago and told him that I love what he is doing with the team but I asked him why girisuck was playing more than deshawn stevenson.

In typical sloan fashion he said "deshawn needs to earn his time in the floor".

I met him in the fanzz store under the delta center..... he was buying christmas presents for his grandkids
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Giricek is one of the most underrated players in the history of the franchise. I loved him. Sickened me when Jazz fans booed him when he came back to ESA as a member of the Magic (or Grizzlies or whatever). Giricek? You're booing Giricek? Ugh

Andrei Kirilenko, Keon Clark, Ben Handlogten is who I'd have dinner with
 
I didn't quote you BTP.. so you can edit/delete before you get an infraction for your above post. I know you probably don't know its against board rules.
 
PKM said:
I didn't quote you BTP.. so you can edit/delete before you get an infraction for your above post. I know you probably don't know its against board rules.
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Good lookin out
 
In all seriousness, I'd prob have Braille, CJ, and Corbin over for dinner just so I could bitch slap them.
 
Three that I would not like to have dinner with,

Burks(he eats his lips all the time),
Malone(he spits while talking and tells things like dead mule farts)
Sloan(I'm %100 sure he eats his mouth open and burps a lot).
 
spycam1 said:
In all seriousness, I'd prob have Braille, CJ, and Corbin over for dinner just so I could bitch slap them.
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or give them your old shady food in the back of your fridge? make them pray to the porcelain god for a day after....
 
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