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  1. David Hume

    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    But Sip, look what Ainge's strategy brought us in return for Gobert. Ainge is far better than the old days of dumping a 1st to send out Favors a year after signing him.
  2. David Hume

    Walker Kessler Nickname

    Walker “he”s tougher than Hessler” Kessler. Hessler was the villain in the old 1960s film Battle of the Bulge. If you say the line with a Hot Rod imitation, it sounds good.
  3. David Hume

    2023 NBA Draft Megathread

    Plato is too much a rationalist from my perspective. But Irving: e-gads! The statements that proliferate from his mouth defy both empiricism and rationalism. He exemplifies the worst of inflationary metaphysics and medieval superstition.
  4. David Hume

    2023 NBA Draft Megathread

    I’m kind of interested to see how Keyonte George or Cason Wallace would fit on the Jazz.
  5. David Hume

    2023 NBA Draft Megathread

    Although these players are not in the current draft, my prescient comparisons of NBA players with great philosophers could influence Daniel Ainge this summer. So: Comparisons Michael Jordan and myself: GOATs. Wilt Chamberlain and Socrates: Both dead. Kyrie Irving and Plato: Both believed thy...
  6. David Hume

    2023 NBA Draft Megathread

    Methinks you speak of Jordan Hawkins.
  7. David Hume

    2023 all time jazz draft allstar break edition signup.

    I'll sign up. Count me in.
  8. David Hume

    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    Jonathan Haidt's book "The Righteous Mind" does a good job explaining and analyzing our biases based on recent research in social psychology. Who knows, maybe he will write a follow up book about fan biases called "The Righteous Fan."
  9. David Hume

    What is the jazz doing!

    I prefer Option 3.
  10. David Hume

    Will Markkanen re-sign?

    Thy poll is now with us, Sir LogGrad 98. Mark your abductions, let us ponder and read what thou and others have as pronouncements.
  11. David Hume

    Will Markkanen re-sign?

    This is excellent reasoning, Sir HermanG! Eloquent, too!
  12. David Hume

    Will Markkanen re-sign?

    You are correct, Sir LogGrad 98. I shall attempt to create a poll. I am currently sitting in Puerto Rico, drinking this unusual beer called Presidente.
  13. David Hume

    Will Markkanen re-sign?

    Tis the question back in the mind of all true JazzFanz: Will Markkanen re-sign? For all premature rebuilds come to naught should he decide to render services elsewhere. I leave the discussion in the hands of our sane JazzFanz adherents, who can enlighten us.
  14. David Hume

    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    I agree with you Sir Oldtimer. I must mention that I have never advocated exchanging Vanderbilt for 2 second rounders.
  15. David Hume

    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    Well, thy questions of substantive import here are whether or not Anunoby and Markkanen are in any predisposition to re-sign their contracts with the Jazz. Otherwise, Anunoby disappears in 24 like an unsound rationalist argument. If Sir Lauri leaves in 25, tears will abound in Jazz-Land, and...
  16. David Hume

    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    John Martin Collins 111 is a controversial subject. His limitations when throwing the ball at the goal from far away vex analysts. In years passed, he was more successful in that endeavor. Strive, Sir John! For if thee Jazz exchange assets for you, we require utmost dedication to the cause...
  17. David Hume

    Fire up the Trade Machine

    Eilizah's trade proposal is realistic, because there is no way we get a starter for Rudy. We have to accept a sub.
  18. David Hume

    Game Thread Game thread calendar doesn't show a game today but we play the Nets

    I’m starting to think we should take a close look at Cason Wallace in the draft.
  19. David Hume

    Who's the ideal #1?

    I guess the question I would have is this: How would Wemby, Lauri, and Kessler do as a front line? Maybe we would also draft Cason Wallace or Turquavion Smith to add to our Sexton/Agbaji rotation. Does that give us a championship?
  20. David Hume

    Which direction do you want the team to go the rest of the season?

    The ideal scenario is seeing the Jazz win the title this year and Minnesota sucking so bad that they deliver us Wemby. Gotta root for something.

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