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    Who to pair with Lauri and Keyonte?

    Both Laurie and Keyonte feel like #2 options. Find a legit #1 at either wing spot, any way you can.
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    Chicago is open to trading Zach LaVine

    What an inspiration it would be for Laurie to be reunited with what must be his favorite former teammate. All those succulent moments from the shared experience of two consecutive 22-win seasons. Oh, the rapturous joy that would swirl within him like a brown tempest with intermittent spots of...
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    Quotes from Blazers' forums-"Did Prince design this court?"

    Only since the beginning of time, baby!
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    John Collins Hype & Appreciation Thread

    He had zero assists against the Magic. I also think his 49% shooting should be far better than it is for someone playing his position. An unbelievably bad trade by DA.
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    Confidence Level in Walker

    Abandon ship!
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    The official: Please tank properly this year.

    Jazz front office staff interaction with any fan who offers up ideas: View: https://youtu.be/BCQp9rnsuEk?feature=shared
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    Game Thread Nov 02, 2023 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Magic

    He's worse than a genetic experiment-gone-wrong combining DedEx and Michael Ruffin. Just an awful player.
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    Game Thread Nov 02, 2023 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Magic

    Man.... Everyone who insisted that John Collins was going to be total dog $#!+ Has been absolutely vindicated.
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    Trade ideas

    It's not just his mindset. The post-modern, misshapen tragedies passing as his "suits" are, like, the most Corbin thing ever.
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    The juxtaposition of the Bojan Bogdanovic approach and the John Collins approach

    The Olynyk situation (like some of our other contracts) ain't over. It will be much more fair to assess it when DA has completed the rebuild.
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    Hendricks and Sensabaugh to the Gleague

    Dude, what would this place be without Homey getting junked out on might-never-even-sniff-the-radar prospects?
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    What is Lauri Markkanen's best long term position on the team?

    Just add as many play-making wings as you can find. Lauri will play off of them and Key no matter what frontcourt position he is playing. I wouldn't worry too much about what position he plays.
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    Game Thread Oct 27, 2023 07:30PM MT: Jazz vs. Clippers

    He was recovering from his participation in Bondage Night at Area 51 the night before.
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    Quotes from the Clippers' forums - "Who’s the imbecile who leaves markannen open?!"

    I was just thinking about how much I missed people commenting on Snyder's underworld proclivities. Thanks for the bonus, Clipper nation!
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    Welcome in the middle of rebuilding.

    This thread has a fairly intense gathering of snot-nosed babies.
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    Game Thread Oct 27, 2023 07:30PM MT: Jazz vs. Clippers

    *Shrug, does Kessler want rebounds? He's young enough to get after it.
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    Game Thread Oct 27, 2023 07:30PM MT: Jazz vs. Clippers

    Loved seeing Lauri get half of his rebounds on one play :)
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    Start Keyonte George

    I'd start him on danishes, muffin tops, and mocha lattes. Every morning. He's starting to lose his former identity as someone struggling with obesity.
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    What’s the point of this season?

    If you're a major a$$#0le, you absolutely wait until the last second before you demoralize your fanbase and your roster with a move like that. Is there some misunderstanding concerning who it is we are talking about? DA has been in the "major" category since Reagan was in office.
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