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    Salt Lake City Summer League: July 5-8 @ Huntsman Center

    Nah, he’s been participating in camp - zero chance anyone lets him do that without the contract signed.
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    2025 Free Agency Thread

    There is a clip I’ll try to find of Ryan Russillo talking about Yang playing and not being able to speak English, but with elite vision. So he’d make this weird yelling/chirping sound to call for the ball. Russilllo’s impression of it cracks me up every time. Fifteen times in a row, I’m still...
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    Clarkson finalizing buyout with Jazz

    Do you actually care?
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    Clarkson finalizing buyout with Jazz

    SLC hipster girls overcome with grief.
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    Collin Sexton traded to Charlotte Hornets for Jusuf Nurkic

    I don’t do the Gram so no idea if this is accurate, but sounds like Sarah and Bill Simmons know something, just like Windhorst knew something before the Gobert trade. View: https://x.com/playoffjake/status/1939405066827366726?s=46 Kessler on the way out?
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    Could the Jazz Milk Washington if The Ace Saga Sours?

    I’m deleting. That’s embarrassing.
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    Utah Jazz Select Ace Bailey, Pick 5

    ESPN is the reason he got on the plane.
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    Utah Jazz Select Ace Bailey, Pick 5

    Narrator: As is so often the case with Tremendous Upside, it was 0% this.
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    Could the Jazz Milk Washington if The Ace Saga Sours?

    Hot magnificent trash.
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    Could the Jazz Milk Washington if The Ace Saga Sours?

    If behind door number one was Omar, and behind door number two was Dame DOLLA Lillard, I don’t know which I’m choosing. Though neither compare to the masterpiece that is Too Big Yo. View: https://youtu.be/lYK7elqoi4M
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    Could the Jazz Milk Washington if The Ace Saga Sours?

    I can’t deliver this for you, but I can provide Omar Cooper’s amateur rap video: View: https://x.com/bandeauxpat/status/1938658433235914942?s=46 (He isn’t good, but he isn’t bad!)
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    Could the Jazz Milk Washington if The Ace Saga Sours?

    I almost feel bad for laughing at someone calling him Tracy McGravy on Twitter. Almost.
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    Could the Jazz Milk Washington if The Ace Saga Sours?

    We do. I point you to Sarah Todd’s article. The media didn’t create this story. The Ainges leaked to the media and the media pressure is why we’re in a better place now. The media saved this situation.
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    Could the Jazz Milk Washington if The Ace Saga Sours?

    Read Sarah Todd's story that seems to have an audience of one, Ace Bailey, in mind. This isn't ESPN's fault. What is common: A player contracts with an agency, who will sometimes provide a management team should a player need it. Donovan had a management team, I believe, through his agency...
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    Could the Jazz Milk Washington if The Ace Saga Sours?

    It helps the next kid this garbage predator introduces himself to as "Omar Cooper, Ace Bailey's NBA Agent."
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    Could the Jazz Milk Washington if The Ace Saga Sours?

    Even this agency choice is bizarre. They mainly represent golfers. The only two NBA players they rep at Bub Carrington and Ace. Wonder if Omar chose them because they’re letting him be involved. It’s so weird.
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    Could the Jazz Milk Washington if The Ace Saga Sours?

    Seems like KOC knows the same thing you do, HH, but is being quiet on it while telling Ace straight up to get rid of Omar. View: https://youtu.be/dE26O1nZ-cI
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    Could the Jazz Milk Washington if The Ace Saga Sours?

    Wizards GM, Presti protege.
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    Could the Jazz Milk Washington if The Ace Saga Sours?

    Just so you know, this is playing out in my head as Omar strolling into Ainge’s office with his flooded watch, Jay Z playing on speaker from his phone. “Give me the same thing Washington was offering and we’ve got a deal.” Danny: “That’s tampering. Thank you for your service.”
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    Could the Jazz Milk Washington if The Ace Saga Sours?

    If Dawkins offered Omar a job, they both should get ****ed. Just backchannel it to the beat reporters or Jazz and they can deal with it.
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