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  1. NUMBERICA

    Game Thread Nov 02, 2025 04:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Charlotte Hornets

    I don’t know how to tell the cowards that this outcome is awesome. One more year of this bull ****… pretty sure. The universally good news: Lauri putting up crazy numbers and Keyonte’s leap looks real.
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    Game Thread Oct 31, 2025 08:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Phoenix Suns

    5 games into the season?
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    Game Thread Oct 31, 2025 08:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Phoenix Suns

    Serious? Happens all the time. Pick a year.
  4. NUMBERICA

    Game Thread Oct 31, 2025 08:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Phoenix Suns

    Sorta. It also is worth noting teams don’t have to tank to be one of the worst teams.
  5. NUMBERICA

    How Much $$$ Should Jazz Throw at Austin Reaves?

    Lebron might be gone. Reaves isn’t going anywhere.
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    He has to choose to sign here over the Lakers. But yeah, sure, throw the offer. It’s only four years late, and the Jazz can’t offer more than the Lakers now, but how could we pass on those incredible John Collins seasons that all Jazz fans will cherish forever?
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    This is going to be what we use our capspace on.
  8. NUMBERICA

    What should the FO do if we are 0.500 by January?

    Looks like they’re going to have to pull some surgical shenanigans until then. We need Cody Williams.
  9. NUMBERICA

    What should the FO do if we are 0.500 by January?

    The question with this team is whether they are bad enough to secure a top-8 pick. Right now, the Jazz look like they’re headed for the worst-case scenario of coughing up the ~10th pick. I don’t know how much people have analyzed the situation, but being .500 against bad or asleep teams does...
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    Lauri Markkanen Hype & Appreciation Thread

    Just to elaborate: -we can’t trade swaps directly -for comparison, we had ~9 1sts from other teams in 2023, we now have ~4 -Lauri’s impact on winning is at this stage very possibly the difference between keeping a *TOP-8* pick or not which is worth calculating into the value, IMO. We have...
  11. NUMBERICA

    Lauri Markkanen Hype & Appreciation Thread

    They don’t have that many (tradable draft) assets at this point. I wouldn’t trade Lauri for rubbish but wouldn’t be Gollum about it. It’s quite unlikely he’ll be here for a title run one way or another. Lauri is a really good player having a great year so far. Given where we are and need to be...
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    That would be so ****ing funny NGL.
  13. NUMBERICA

    Elijah Harkless Hype Thread

    If he finishes the year shooting 50% from 3 he will be getting a max contract (offer sheet) no brainer.
  14. NUMBERICA

    Game Thread Oct 29, 2025 07:00PM MT: Portland Trail Blazers @ Utah Jazz

    Cody saved our hide tonight. They need to put him out there as much as possible.
  15. NUMBERICA

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    “That crap” of legitimate consideration of the longterm health of a player? Win-win.
  16. NUMBERICA

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    Which is why they will be quite cozy to wait and see what happens. If they don’t get a great pick, fine. It is about the potential for something higher. Right now I’d wager it’s still comfortably in the top-20.
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    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    The Queen trade might go down in history as one of the biggest blunders ever.
  18. NUMBERICA

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    If Lauri is an All-Star the tank is already completely cooked.
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