1. MeloTheJazzKiller

    For our favourite non jazz fan I'd like to recommend this non jazz podcast.

    Podcast? I lived through it all. You know what I'll do? I'll listen to that after we win our third title in four years. I can laugh about all that stuff then. (But to be honest, I am an old school real man. Podcats and Tik Tok and video games...I see that stuff as stuff for dweebs and geeks...
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    Hey, We'll Help You Out If You Ask Nicely

    Oh, I can deliver. I delivered on January 6th. Perhaps you need a reminder:
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    Hey, We'll Help You Out If You Ask Nicely

    My Knicks done? Uhh, you better look at the debacle your team is. You played Denver last night - a top team. Do the math, if Bojan didn't score 48 you Jazz get slaughtered 120-79! That doesn't scare you? Losing by 48 points to a team you might face in the playoffs?
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    Hey, We'll Help You Out If You Ask Nicely

    You fools know not what you do. You didn't want/ask us to beat the Suns, and now you don't want us to beat the Clippers. Fools, your season is spiraling out of control (you had first place most of the season, but then when the chips are down the Suns took it from you). YOU NEED THE KNICKS HELP...
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    Hey, We'll Help You Out If You Ask Nicely

    In response to all you idiotic Jazz fans who came here and posted after we lost a hard fought, classic game against the Suns....you dopes blew it. The very point of this thread (if you knew how to read) was we will help you out if you ask nicely. Well, you never asked...so go out and do things...
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    Hey, We'll Help You Out If You Ask Nicely

    Won't wait a week. In a week's time you Jazz will probably even be out of the play-in games. I realize after the beatdown to the Suns you took Friday night, that the Jazz need help. You can't do it on your own. So tonight we are playing the Rockets. We will be cool and beat them for you.
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    Hey, We'll Help You Out If You Ask Nicely

    The NBA gave us the most ridiculous schedule in history. The last nine games of the season and we have to play seven of them against western conference teams during a west coast road swing. Now here's where New York can help Utah out. Three nights ago during the NFL draft you gave the NY Jets a...
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    Game Thread Apr 30, 2021 08:00PM MT: Jazz at Suns

    Do you know this game is not even being televised!!! ESPN is covering NFL draft round two. Understandable. TNT is dark on Fridays for NBA, so that leaves NBA Network. Now you would think a matchup between the two top teams in a conference with just a week or so left in the season, the Jazz v...
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    Game Thread Apr 30, 2021 08:00PM MT: Jazz at Suns

    No, it was this game that defined the Jazz.
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    Only Two Teams Have Won 9 In A Row This Year

    3-point %. Don't try to quiz me on my team. I know everything about my Knicks. I can even tell you the exact amount of sweat Randle sweated when we humiliated the Jazz on January 6th. (The answer, by the way, is one sixteenth of a droplet of sweat. That's all. Our guys didn't even have to...
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    Only Two Teams Have Won 9 In A Row This Year

    Then why is Donovan Mitchell going to be a Knick next year?
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    Only Two Teams Have Won 9 In A Row This Year

    And Alec Burks didn't even play. Our success is all due to Thibs (and Julius Randle dedicating himself to being something more than a journeyman bust. He made it to All Star...and most likely all NBA. Great story.) I also want to credit ex-Jazz coach Johnnie Bryant. By all accounts, he is doing...
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    Only Two Teams Have Won 9 In A Row This Year

    Actually it's a classic trap game for the Knicks. We are really looking forward to playing the Bulls on Wednesday night. You know, the Bulls? Team with six NBA Championships. Suns have none. We want the Bulls on Wednesday night...that creates a trap game against Suns on Monday night. When we...
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    Only Two Teams Have Won 9 In A Row This Year

    Yeah, you guys could use us beating Phoenix, right? Unfortunately, that's when our streak ends. That Phoenix team is the best basketball team the NBA has ever seen. Stockton and Malone? Don't make me laugh. It's Paul and Booker that all NBA fans will talk of for centuries to come.
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    Only Two Teams Have Won 9 In A Row This Year

    The world knows that the Knicks (second best team in NBA) have won nine in a row, but can you guess the other team that won 9 in a row this season? Believe it or not, it was the Jazz. I didn't follow that streak, but I heard that most of those wins in the Jazz streak were because of covid...
  16. MeloTheJazzKiller

    The Nuggets are signing free agent G Austin Rivers to a 10-day contract

    That's Gobert. How soon you forget March 11th 2020.
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    Game Thread Apr 17, 2021 02:30PM MT: Jazz at Lakers

    I guarantee you that right now Ilyasova is older than Patrick Ewing.
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    Game Thread Apr 17, 2021 02:30PM MT: Jazz at Lakers

    Humility? Uhh, it's hard to be humble when we've won six of our last six. Man, I only wish we played in The West. We would feast on weak teams like the Timberwolves, the Jazz and the Kings. Jazz are on an 0-1 slide. We've won six in a row. You Jazz fans dream of winning just one right now.
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    Game Thread Apr 17, 2021 02:30PM MT: Jazz at Lakers

    No, we didn't have many injuries, but what do you think we were out there with -- Ewing, Bernard King, Walt Clyde Frazier, Melo, and Willis Reed? Uhh, we were out there with washouts, poor draft picks, and incredibly young inexperienced players. And we still beat the Holy Hell out of the...
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    Game Thread Apr 17, 2021 02:30PM MT: Jazz at Lakers

    Uhh, five days ago we did this to them: You guys better start watching tapes of the Knicks to see how to get things done.
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