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    ****oblivious under-reaction thread****

    They're gonna be ok the season is only like 20% done and Jazz are only 4 spots out of the playoffs. Just gotta get our injured players back.
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    penis cancer in town for game 5

    "In town" meaning in the town where the game is being played.
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    Any team that trades for Carmelo...

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    Book it: This season is going to be as satisfying as Sloan's Masterpiece (2003-4).

    I am watching Coach Kos and Solvenia play Serbia in the FIBA Final and I'm thinking of things like Rodney Hood breaking out, Ricky Rubio slinging the ball to Gobert and Favors, Alec Burks going full Manu Ginobili drive the hoop, Donovan Mitchell doing his best Oladipo impression, and Joe Ingles...
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    Zettler out; Suns staffer in as head trainer

    Link to release. https://twitter.com/utahjazz/status/897158255142502400 Perhaps this reduces all the wackadoo injuries? The Suns staff was legendary in their ability to keep Steve Nash and Grant Hill healthy, not to mention Jared Dudley and Boris Diaw in shape.
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    JP Gibson

    891468702457053185 https://twitter.com/jjpgibson/status/891468702457053185 Bummer news coming from one of the top-10 Jazz players in recent history. Everyone say a prayer (or whatever you happen to do) before we get back to ****posting about Haywood and Kyrie Irving.
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    New Nike Uniforms: How Bad Are They Going To Look?

    887410478170767360 Watch everyone, Jazz are gonna get screwed. For example: https://twitter.com/andyblarsen/status/887410478170767360 Also, check out this new ********: So now who knows what the **** color teams are going to wear. In other words the Association jersey will be white and...
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    Rude-y Gobert's tweet straight pissing off Heat and Celtics fans

    881336694753984512 Gawd I love this guy. He don't give a f about nothin. https://twitter.com/rudygobert27/status/881336694753984512 Amazing the level of butt-hurt in the RTs
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    Derek Fisher, noted family man of faith, busted on DUI

    https://deadspin.com/derek-fisher-arrested-on-suspicion-of-dui-after-flippin-1795798805/amp Flying down the highway with current slampiece Matt Barnes's ex-wife. Flips the car. Arrested. What a joke of a person.
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    Negative Nellie Antidote Thread

    Like most of you I hate the outcome of the past three games of this Western Conference Semifinals. I hate that KD and Braymond are out on the LHM memorial basketball court dropping MF bombs and antagonizing our fans. I hate watching two integral pieces in George Hill and Faves not be physically...
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    All-NBA teams leaked. Gobert on 2nd team, Hayward snubbed.

    Link here. ALLEGEDLY. I was under the impression that had Hayward been named on an All-NBA team the Jazz would have been able to offer even more money than other teams.
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    New arena seats for our asses

    https://www.nba.com/jazz/news/new-jazz-blue-cushioned-seats-all-fans The ICONIC green plastic seats are gone. SAD. No word on if the seats will be bigger and thus reduce the total seating of the arena. Just one more example of Joe SixPack Plumber getting the royal screw job F U from big...
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    Jabari Parker: Torn ACL

    Per Zach Lowe's twitter. This really sucks for the Bucks. Good piece on this kid that came out this morning on The Ringer
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    Gobert's Statue of Liberty II

    Another gift from France to NY:
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    ESPN the latest to throw jet fuel into the hype train firebox

    LINK It's been established that Zach Lowe is very high on the Jazz, here's what he wrote in his free agency winners/losers column CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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    Durant's decision has all but assured a long-term lockout

    This should guarantee that 28 of the owners are going to vote to opt out of the CBA in 2017. They are going to try to put an end to super teams. Imagine how butt hurt all the teams that tried to build a contender with all the off season huge contracts only to have it snatched out of their hands...
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    What MLM scam is going to be the first ad to disgrace the Jazz uniform?

    ESPN: NBA Jerseys Carry Advertisements Beginning 2017-18 Usana? doTerra? Nu Skin? Literally I cannot wait until the NBA looks like this: This happened on Adam Silver's watch.
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    This Season was Moral

    This season had so many moral victories. **** the bed against Golden State twice at home? Moral Victory Trim a San Antonio lead and only lose by 2? Moral Victory Every OT game? Moral Victory Trey Burke's parents did not murderkill the coaches? Moral Victory Only injuries, no team deaths...
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    Book Report Time: Anitfragile by Nassim Nicolas Taleb

    Very interesting book. Anyone read it? For the unread, the Fragile-Resilient-Antifragile continuum isn't about physical health, it's about the response to chaos/uncertainty. Fragile individuals/organizations/systems break in response to stress, Resilient indivs/orgs/sys are robust and remain...
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    start racking up enough "moral victories" and this is what you get

    Moral victories are for weak-minded teams. Failure to close out against Cleveland and failure to rise up against Miami leads to this. And this leads to fear. And fear leads to anger. And anger leads to disgust. And disgust leads to sadness. And sadness leads to Yoda in the...
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