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  1. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    the Best Person for making most of us feel better about being a jazz fan right now.

    I've been conflicted but the prodigal son has returned. <3
  2. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    GT: Your Utah Jazz vs. Brooklyn Bums, 1/22/16 7:30 EST/5:30 MST

    Nah brah, we good. The Curse of Coach Killer will follow the Nets for the foreseeable future.
  3. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    the Best Person for making most of us feel better about being a jazz fan right now.

    I'm here and I'm gonna change my name back to UB for the love... Been watching every game I can, amid finishing my PhD here in NYC. <3 u gies
  4. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    GT: Your Utah Jazz vs. Brooklyn Bums, 1/22/16 7:30 EST/5:30 MST

    This will be the third game in four years I've seen the Jazz play the Nets, and when I attend the game, we are 3-0. As a five-year resident of Brooklyn, I have lived here longer than the Nets. So this gives me the right to call the Nets "gentrifiers." Don't get me wrong, Barclays Center is...
  5. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Utah Jazz VS LA Lakers, Sunday, Jan. 10th @ 7:30pm

    And as always, Luck the Fakers. Or, in this case, Luck the Tankers!
  6. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Utah Jazz VS LA Lakers, Sunday, Jan. 10th @ 7:30pm

    This is the thread I've been waiting for. Bra-****ing-vo, Gameface.
  7. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Utah Jazz v. Houston Rockets 1/4 7:00 PM MT

    Yeah, and Jesus died for your sins, brah.
  8. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Utah Jazz v. Houston Rockets 1/4 7:00 PM MT

    You hold your tongue, sir.
  9. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Good Pill(ow) Hunting......

    I cam to this thread hoping to read about pillow forts...smh.
  10. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    GT: Jazz v 76ers | 12/28/15 | 7pm MST

    Jesus monkey ****ing christ if we lose to the Sixers, so help me.
  11. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Jazz @ Warriors - Gamethread

    A-****ing-men. It's hard to know last night's game could have been pretty close with our full team. When will the injury bug finally bite those cute three-point-shootin' Warriers?
  12. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Spurs vs Jazz

    I mean, I have ****loads of dick jokes, and I want you guys to have a good time despite this ****ery from the Jazz tonight. I'm going be in touch for the next 15 min. or so. <3
  13. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Spurs vs Jazz

    How many more dick jokes do I have to make to get some fuggin reps, dudes...
  14. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Spurs vs Jazz

    This game is what it looks like to stick your penis in a blender and turn on the power.
  15. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Spurs vs Jazz

    I'm gettin' drunk as hell too brah
  16. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Spurs vs Jazz

    [video=youtube_share;WYTBsN-KeNE]https://youtu.be/WYTBsN-KeNE
  17. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Spurs vs Jazz

    **** my dick this is a **** **** game. But go Jazz. Always. For some goddamn reason.
  18. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Knicks @ Jazz gamethread

    Whatever, bull **** sideways image. Sweet win for the Jazz, from your boy in NYC. The soundtrack is Adele, of course ... [video=youtube_share;YQHsXMglC9A]https://youtu.be/YQHsXMglC9A
  19. Jose_Ortiz_fan

    Favors will put up big numbers

    Fish has grammatical amenorrhea.
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