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  1. Slappfisk

    Scott D. Pierce: Harpring, Bolerjack make a great team for Utah Jazz

    Yes, how dare anyone comment on that creature's predilection for ramming it's bizarre sexuality in everyone's faces. If some unusual person want's to have a ****** or whatever so be it, I'm not sure why it has to be proclaimed in every single post.
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    Jazz vs Mavericks | Friday December 3rd @ 8:30pm

    Definitely, would be nice to have a game thread that wasn't filled with that knob slobbering egotist IGS and his pedantic monologue.
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    VICTORY!!! LPGA to change policy on ‘female at birth’

    I'm sorry I offended you, you should be more tolerant however. Its a simple fact though that God gave me an aggressive and thoroughly unpleasant personality. Since he made me this way and he does not make mistakes. I feel I have carte blanche to be unpleasant and you have an obligation to...
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    Jazz vs Lakers | Friday November 26th @ 7:00pm

    This thread would be better if it wasn't filled with IGS' chest beating and soapboxing. ****ing blowhard.
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    Jazz vs Hornets | Wednesday November 24th @ 7pm

    **** what a numbnuts. Glad every game thread is polluted by this drongo and his "insight".
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    Boy!....this must have been an eyesore!!!

    Haha what a dumb bitch :)
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    Jazz @ Blazers | Saturday November 20th @ 8pm

    When is In Game Wankery going to come and give us his critique of tonight's game? Always fun to see an armchair coach critique professionals from a foundation of utter ignorance.
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    Jazz @ Magic | Wednesday November 10th @ 5:00pm

    The annoying thing about your criticism is that you manage to ooze a smug superiority that isn't compatible with your status in this world as a basketball nobody. This whole new persona of yours is easily the most irritating that the board has seen in the last seven years or so.
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    Boozer who?

    Best poster on the board.
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    I can see it now, eh?

    Disabled? Insensitive clod.... You should say differently advantaged.
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    I can see it now, eh?

    Utterly missing the point. It is about an open ended and undefined policy. It isn't about maturity or an attempt to get get away with something. So why don't you shut the **** up?
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    Preseason Finale: Sacramento Kings V. Utah Jazz, 10/22, 7pm

    Yes, it is very gay. It is queer that an NBA team would use a gay logo instead of one that was more intimidatory in nature.
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    I can see it now, eh?

    I'm with Hopper on this. What is a homophobic comment? Where do you draw the line? What if I say that the new uniforms are a tad gay? As in cheerful? What if I use the term ****** in reference to a bundle of sticks? What if I say someone is acting queer? But, I just mean they...
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    Wassup with Sap?

    Just a matter of learning how to use him. I do well enough with him if I stick to fifteen foot jump shots and scoring on offensive rebounds.
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    Andrei wants to stay in Utah after 2011

    Doesn't change the fact that he is making max money while he couldn't give a **** about basketball and has never worked on his game other than half-hearted attempts in the weight room and launching a few jumpers with Hornacek.
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    Need some advice, please

    If all parents were as stern with their children then maybe I would find airline flights and restaurant meals far more enjoyable. Children should be seen and not heard if you absolutely must parade your loathsome crotch-fruit in public. I heartily approve!
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    What's your favorite city?

    Lyon, France....attractive, amazing food, nice people and not a tourist hell-hole.
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    Deron has diharea.

    Pity this isn't mid season so we could see the nutjobs squawking about how much better the team runs with Earl Watson at the point over Deron Williams. Just like they were last year with Eric Maynor.
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