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    I've never done anything dumb in my life. Ever. I'm awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazz_fanatic View Post
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    Don't listen to Mantoof.
    Is there a reason you speak with a lisp?

    You must be eating too much dog again.

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    I was teased and bullied in elementary and all throughout junior high for my lisp. I've learned to embrace it. Don't be an ath hole.

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    One time I was having sex with a girl and I made her ****** way too fast...

    It was SO embarrassing!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beantown View Post
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    One time I was having sex with a girl and I made her ****** way too fast...

    It was SO embarrassing!!
    The dog comments sparked this I take it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
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    I was in a high-end hotel in Miami. My girl was leaving the room (heading back out of town) and, as a goofy joke, I decided to run out of the shower, into the hallway to embarrass her (or me?) all nekked and sudsy and ****. Well .. by the time I made it to the hallway, she was already on the elevator and I didn't have a key to the room. Not knowing what to do, I went to the stairwell .. where a family was walking up from the pool ......

    They gave me a towel so I could ride the elevator to the lobby for a key.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beantown View Post
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    One time I was having sex with a girl and I made her ****** way too fast...

    It was SO embarrassing!!
    I do realize: ^this post is several months old.

    I didn't realize: "Vomit" was a filtered word.

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    I have at least 5 more stories to add.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Moses View Post
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    I have at least 5 more stories to add.
    Please do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Moses View Post
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    I have at least 5 more stories to add.
    Ya? Chop, chop, bish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronco70 View Post
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    I do realize: ^this post is several months old.

    I didn't realize: "Vomit" was a filtered word.
    Funny but the word "vomit" doesn't have enough letters to match the original filtered word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beantown View Post
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    Funny but the word "vomit" doesn't have enough letters to match the original filtered word.
    I decided the count didn't need to be exact for it to be funny.

    Should I have gone with "giggle"?

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