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    **Marvin Williams OFFICIAL New Nickname**

    Y'all seen Home Alone? Remember Marv?



    Well, ya remember how Marv always wanted him and Harry to be "The Wet Bandits?"



    Now that you're up to speed on that, did you know that when someones jumpshot is on fire and they are draining buckets, the kids call their jumper "wet?"

    Well, Marv's gonna be draining long range bomb 3 pointers all year.

    Marvin Williams aka The Wet Bandit
    Make jazzfanz UGLI Again
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    When you have to go to great lengths to explain a nickname, chance's are it's a real stretch.
    But it was a pretty good effort.

    Based on all the salivating over Kanter's workout pics, maybe we should rename him "Wet Dream."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoTown16 View Post
    When you have to go to great lengths to explain a nickname, chance's are it's a real stretch.
    But it was a pretty good effort.

    Based on all the salivating over Kanter's workout pics, maybe we should rename him "Wet Dream."
    Would that make Big Al "wet head"

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    His nickname is Ducky
    OS - Post and Roast 2.0

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    Senior Member UGLI baby's Avatar
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    Guys, I wasnt asking. This is his nickname.
    Make jazzfanz UGLI Again
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    Quote Originally Posted by UGLI baby View Post
    Guys, I wasnt asking. This is his nickname.
    You're sick man, you're really sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scat View Post
    Would that make Big Al "wet head"
    Not to mention Gordon "Wet Willy" Hayward.


    #ExumHomer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scat View Post
    Would that make Big Al "wet head"
    I'm just glad we don't have Arroyo on the team anymore, as this line of thought would head in a very ugli direction.

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    The Wet Bandit thing also works cause it still manages to play into his awesome duck-like powers.


    #ExumHomer

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoTown16 View Post
    I'm just glad we don't have Arroyo on the team anymore, as this line of thought would head in a very ugli direction.
    Half the time I can't figure out what 50% of you guys are talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Bagadonuts View Post
    Half the time I can't figure out what 50% of you guys are talking about.
    That's some Yogi Berra like confusion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Bagadonuts View Post
    Half the time I can't figure out what 50% of you guys are talking about.
    you totally Bushed up the Ron Burgundy quote... shame on you.

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    I vote Midnight Love.

    Obscure reference, but I like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoTown16 View Post
    I'm just glad we don't have Arroyo on the team anymore, as this line of thought would head in a very ugli direction.
    Uh...Earl's Mexican, dude.
    http://jazzfanz.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=133&dateline=1317382587

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    I choose UGLI SCABIES


    Put some respeck in my paycheck

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