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Thread: Are Kinder chocolates really banned in the US??

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    Are Kinder chocolates really banned in the US??

    Apparently the eggs are, and as a result retailers don't bother shipping these:





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    I was in shock when my American friend was talking to me about this. I would do some stupid-ass **** for a Kinder Bueno. Nomnomnomnomnom

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    I ****s with the Rally Churro heavy.
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    What the hell is a kinder chocolate?

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    Why is it outlawed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hack View Post
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    What the hell is a kinder chocolate?
    My thoughts exactly. Apparently not only have they been banned but within the U.S. all evidence of their existence has been destroyed.

    The CIA will be along shortly to shut this thread down.

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    I don't really like chocolate, but if it's banned, I want some.
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    What kind of company puts a small plastic toy inside of chocolate candy intended for children to eat.

    that's why.

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    https://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/07/1...hocolate-eggs/

    Oh no! Two grown men bought some chocolates with toys inside, and attempted to bring them into the U.S.
    I'm grateful that my tax dollars go into stopping these alleged terrorists.
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    Stupid Canada.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hack View Post
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    Stupid Canada.
    Well at least they brought us "Fozzy".
    "If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered." - Thomas Jefferson

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    I don't really like chocolate, but if it's banned, I want some.
    Trust, it is the food of the Gods.

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    What kind of company puts a small plastic toy inside of chocolate candy intended for children to eat.

    that's why.
    Kick-ass companies. Highlight of my youth was my parents buying one egg for me, one for my older brother every time we went grocery shopping, and building the toys as soon as we got home. Seriously.

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    Trust, it is the food of the Gods.



    Kick-ass companies. Highlight of my youth was my parents buying one egg for me, one for my older brother every time we went grocery shopping, and building the toys as soon as we got home. Seriously.

    Building a toy?

    Explain more. What is in those things?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hack View Post
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    Building a toy?

    Explain more. What is in those things?

    Hollow milk chocolate egg, that houses this rounded, cylindrical plastic shell on the inside.


    Open up the shell, and you get a bunch of tiny disassembled pieces, with a little instruction manual of how to build this given toy. Nowadays they're mostly cop-outs, but back when I was young it was like 8 pieces, all put together to make a toy car with wheels, around 4-5cm long.


    These things are ****ing awesome.

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    I ****s with the Rally Churro heavy.
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    Dalamon might go down as the worst Jazz fan ever.

    First he cursed us with Trey Burke. Now he's trying to nickname Favors a transsexual. Among many other fan crimes.




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    I'm not sure about the eggs, but the Dutch store is Sugarhouse does sell a few kinds of Kinder for the uninitiated. You can also find them in the World Market next to Target around 60th south.

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    aaah these are everywhee.
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    I love these chocolates... I also love duplo!


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